Friday (The Movie) Country Reaction Gifs

When an attractive female walks by 

...wearing a vintage Waylon t-shirt

"You know, Thomas Rhett's album is actually

pretty good if you don't expect it to be country" 

When you see that Kane Brown has a top ten hit...

meaning that he'll be sticking around for a while.

If there was a fight between any woman on earth 

and Jason Aldean

"I got an extra ticket to Chase Rice; wanna go?"

When the post office loses your order 

of all Sturgill's albums on vinyl

When somebody says you hit like a girl 

and you say "Yeah, Loretta Lynn"

When you're at a folk festival in Colorado 

and somebody asks if you're enjoying yourself

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Token Country Song

Token Country Song

©2017 Farce Satire

Hey y'all, do you remember me

I'm a country song, long time no see

It's the only time you'll hear a fiddle play

Rest of the album's hip-hop and pop

Country section's just where I'm stocked

But you best believe, this ain't no mistake

Chorus

This is the token country song

In the middle of an album fourteen tracks long

Y'all say "yeehaw" and stomp your feet along

This is the token country song

Stuck this in for nostalgia's sake

So ironically crank it by the lake

The beat will be back booming soon enough

Here's where I really amp up the twang

Here's where I drop Alan Jackson's name

Even though Lil Uzi is who I really love

(Chorus)

Bridge

Here's a weird drum loop and a rhyme that's fat

So you don't forget that I'm down with that

But

This is the token country song

In the middle of an album fourteen tracks long

Y'all say "hell yeah" and stomp your feet along

This is the token country song