Farce the Music

Mar 9, 2022

10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm

9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania

8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscription for their NASCAR themed hick-hop group

7. Pay the painter to finish the Marjorie Taylor Greene mural on the trailer

6. One of those little pill counting thingies pharmacists have

5. Alt-right NFTs

4. Surely there’s something left to add lights to on the pickup truck

3. Swingers’ vacation to Myrtle Beach with wife who is also aunt*

2. Upgrade cock-fighting arena

1. Gas. Hell, who isn’t?

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*satire - not suggesting the two people in the picture are related*

From his forthcoming album Jukebox Charley.