Nov 8, 2024

What Is Luke Bryan Doing in This Photo?



Maybe….


Breaking in his first pair of regular fit jeans for men


Pondering the meaning of a three syllable word someone said to him


Being outstanding in his field


Proving his country authenticity as a $12 million dollar home looms in the background


Wondering what it would be like to hunt open ground like this rather than land with a cage around it


Wishing one of the workers would come show him how to hook up this plow


Wondering if maybe he should evolve his music towards a more mature and organic sound then laughing uncontrollably after the photo was taken


Being sad that Jason Aldean hangs around Donald Trump more than him lately


Being disappointed that he didn’t bring back the neckbeard like Wallen brought back the mullet


Being thankful that Joe Rogan didn’t ask him any difficult questions


Decompressing after a hard day of reading mean comments about him online


Hiding out from the Bey Hive


Thinking about how disappointed the extended family will be when they all get unsold Mind of a Country Boy vinyl this Christmas


Hoping his testicles will finally re-descend after years of skinny jeans


Nov 7, 2024

Molly Tuttle Performs "I've Always Been a Rambler"

If She Wants a F***Boy


*this is satire!*

All I Want for Christmas is Champagne Punch and Homemade Eggnog


Black Sheep Country Reaction Gifs

Voting for "I Had Some Help" as CMA song of the year is like

When a dude cranking Wallen insults your Isbell t-shirt because he assumes you're a limp wristed librul

When she says it's either me or your constant depressing country music playlists

Jason Aldean fans broadcasting their stupid opinions

When Whiskey Myers makes your right foot get heavy then you see those blue lights

Even country fans need a little Pantera in their lives

When a Kane Brown fan attempts to engage you in conversation about something that isn't pop music or fashion

How did Gavin Adcock fool people into thinking he's a viable alternative to pop-country?

What the far right assumes Beyonce's country album is about

Kane Brown and Upchurch attempting to get cell service so they can find their way out of a tiny patch of woods


 (Apologies if some of these are from Tommy Boy; I haven't seen 
either one in a while and these were all tagged as Black Sheep)

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