Farce the Music: Chris Lane

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Nov 23, 2016

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 18

When a dude hits on you with lines from a Chris Lane song

When an actual bro-country singer hits on you

Two old dudes fighting over whether Merle or Waylon was better

Every drunk white chick at the Luke Bryan concert dancing like...

When you realize you said you like a few

Rascal Flatts songs out loud

When Charlie Daniels comes on, everybody must dance

When your boss hires a Florida-Georgia Line

cover band for the office Christmas party

"You can stop talking trash about pop-country singers on

Twitter all day long instead of working or you can get a new job"

Nov 14, 2016

Monday Morning Memes: Willie, Merle, FGL

Oct 27, 2016

Oct 26, 2016

Florida-Georgia Line Has a Vibe

Oct 12, 2016

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 16: Chris Lane, Brantley Gilbert, Jamey Johnson, etc.

When you hear FGL's "pink umbrella" line

Point to someone who looks like a Mumford & Sons fan

When you see an old friend but remember

he's a Brantley Gilbert fan

Rethinking if you should've asked the barber

for the Kenny Chesney look

Did Jamey Johnson really co-write

"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?"

What is Sam Hunt's greatest contribution to country music?

When your girl says y'all should go to the Chris Lane concert

What you'll see at a Luke Bryan concert

Oct 11, 2016

Country Horror Movie Posters 2016: Chris Lane

Oct 7, 2016

Pop Country Fan eCards: Oct. '16

These are actual YouTube comments from fans of Jason Aldean, Chris Lane, and Kane Brown.

Oct 5, 2016

They Live

If you've never seen They Live, fix that.

Sep 23, 2016

Pop-Country Fan eCards: Sept. '16

These are actual YouTube comments from fans of Chris Lane, Thomas Rhett, and Kane Brown.

Sep 22, 2016

Sep 15, 2016

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Chris Lane's "For Her"

Chris Lane - For Her

Who is Chris Lane? Why does he look like the cool youth minister who stands a little to close too the girls? This guy sucks I can tell just from looking at him. Like Aaron Lewis says "that ain't country!"

I actually listened too a few seconds of this song and I hated it. His hair makes me want to cut all mine off so I have one less thing in common with this tool. It look like he got dressed at the mall walking from Holister to American Eagle to some other goofy ass pretty boy store. Stupid idiot. If all your doing in country music is trying to make girls like you you aren't country. IN HIS WILDEST DREAMS WILL HE EVER QUALIFY COUNTRY STATUS.

I read the lyrics and their dumb to. What do you expect? Its more crap about riding around with a girl. It's a bunch of wussy mess that any red blooded American mail should be embarrassed to be caught dead listening too! If you have to listen to this in your ride to impress a girl, I''d rather buy a blow up doll.

"She's got a laugh like confetti" is one of the lyrics. What the shit does that mean? Does she spray spit every where when she laughs? If so, she might not have any teeth. Is she really worth making a wimp of yourself for? Can you really sing, Chris? Or why do you have to kinda rap and do auto tune? Country music comes from the heart. Rap comes directly from the anus.

This song is terrible and if you listen too it let me know so I can unfollow you on Twitter if I had a Twitter account. If you like it you suck! Would you believe me if I told ya I have no clue who Luke Bryan is?