Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts
Feb 27, 2020
Dec 3, 2019
Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 2
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Most definitely had a mullet
Had a mullet
Oct 10, 2019
Jul 18, 2019
Martina McBride Covers Danzig
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, March 12, 2009
Martina McBride's new album Shine comes out March 24 and, for the most part, it sticks to the tried-and-true formula that has made the diminutive belter one of country music's most consistent female hitmakers. There are big ballads, sunny anthems and inspirational pieces all aimed at maintaining McBride's well-respected position in Nashville.
That's no surprise, but what is a surprise is her odd choice of cover song to include as an iTunes bonus track for the deluxe edition of the album. McBride will offer her version of rock band Danzig's "Dirty Black Summer," a grinding, soulful song that some have interpreted to be about crossing over into the path of evil. While much of the song gives McBride ample opportunity to soar vocally, one has to wonder what place this song has on a commercial country album, bonus track or not.
McBride's management would not comment on the song, but one of her friends told us: "Martina is experimenting a little; you can only sing so many Lifetime-friendly songs about kids dressed as bags of leaves before you feel the need to branch out."
No other explanation has been provided on the initial press releases about Shine, but "Dirty Black Summer" is listed prominently on much of the promo material. In possibly related gossip, Martina has recently been seen about Nashville wearing Doc Marten boots and dark clothing.
Labels:
Danzig,
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Martina McBride,
Satire
Jun 3, 2019
May 10, 2019
Martina McBride Suspected in Several Area Holdups
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, December 15, 2010
Superstar country singer Martina McBride is the unlikely suspect in several recent Nashville armed robberies.
On Thursday, a Brentwood Texaco cashier reported that shortly after 9 PM, a very short-in-stature woman dressed in a black overcoat and a collectible miniature Predators hockey mask demanded all the cash from the register and 8 cans of watermelon Four Loko. The victim said he laughed until the assailant produced a semiautomatic pistol while screaming "Don't doubt me, Hassan, I know how to shoot this b*tch!" She left the Texaco with an undisclosed amount of money, the Four Loko beverages and several sticks of beef jerky.
Saturday morning, a BP station in the same general vicinity was robbed at gunpoint by a similarly described female. On this occasion, the woman lit a rack of Country Weekly magazines on fire before leaving the premises with cash, an Ed Hardy lighter and a handful of Black & Mild cigarillos. "She was yelling about Carrie Underwood when she burned those magazines; it was surreal," recounted BP attendant Cliff Carlston. "She was cussing like a sailor, but that voice... her voice was so familiar... and uplifting."
A string of robberies across the area has been attributed to the same suspect, with the top of her head caught on surveillance tapes at local convenience stores, banks and check cashing services. A black Lincoln SUV with step-sides has been mentioned as the getaway car in several instances. Investigators point to this fact along with a tip from a distraught child at the McBride residence as evidence of the singer's involvement in these crimes.
McBride's lawyers had no comment and Martina herself was in conference with her legal team at press time. The Davidson County Sheriff's Department said they were looking to obtain some juvenile-size cuffs before taking McBride into custody on suspicion of robbery, arson and assault.
Labels:
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Martina McBride,
Satire
Dec 6, 2018
Raiders of the Lost Ark Country Reaction Gifs
When you find a copy of Honky Tonk Heroes in perfect condition in an antiques store
♪♫ Are you still taking them pills?
Are they still giving you thrills?♪♫
When a Florida-Georgia Line fan tries to talk to me
What happens when a really country single gets sent to country radio
At the Blackberry Smoke show like...
When your passenger requests some Kane Brown
♪♫ Roll the stone away, it's independence day♪♫
♪♫ Don't call me an outlaw no,
I'm a motherf***ing gunslinger♪♫
"Maybe women just aren't putting out good enough songs to get played on country radio"
Nov 8, 2018
Untrue Facts About Hank Sr., Martina, Shooter Jennings, etc.
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Hank Sr.,
Kid Rock,
LL Cool J,
Martina McBride,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Untrue Facts
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