Thanks to Jeremy Harris for all three!
Jul 15, 2013
Monday Afternoon Memes: Trucks, Hick-hop, etc.
Labels:
hick-hop,
Jeremy Harris,
memes,
Sweet Brown,
Trucks
Douche Bryan Photo of the Week
Labels:
Douche Bryan Photo of the Week,
Luke Bryan
Monday Morning Memes: Hunter Hayes, Sturgill Simpson, etc.
Jul 14, 2013
Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week
Labels:
Gary Levox
Sunday Mornin' Music: Ferlin Husky
Labels:
Ferlin Husky,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Jul 13, 2013
Saturday Night Music: Megadeth
Labels:
Megadeth,
Saturday Night Music
From the Archives: Token Summer Song
ORIGINALLY POSTED APR 27, 2011
Token Summer Song
©2011 FTM Satire
Flip flops, cutoffs, one armed tan
Catfish, bonfire, beer in hand
Southern belles in bikini tops
Cigarettes and dodging the cops
This is my token summer song
Ride your jet ski and sing along
Mow the grass and kiss my ass
And party till daylight's gone
Hey, this is my token summer song
June, July and August too
Red sunburns and Red Man chew
Merle, Cash, Waylon on the stereo
And don't forget David Allan Coe
This is my token summer song
Fire up the grill and sing along
Swat a bug, take a Miller chug
And take off what you got on
Hey, this is my token summer song
Bridge
My life sucks every day for eight
Till I punch the clock in the face
Then I'm rollin' like my truck is stolen
Thank God for summer days
This is my token summer song
So hitch your Starcraft off the lawn
It's so rad to get radio adds
Predictable as winter's long
Hey, this is my token summer song
Jul 12, 2013
Beat This Sharknado
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
memes,
Sharknado
YouTube Gems: Caitlin Rose
Labels:
Caitlin Rose,
YouTube Gems
FGL Doesn't Understand "Diversity"
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes
YouTube Junk: Titty's Beer (Yes, you read that right)
New from Montgomery Gentry. Class all the way.
Labels:
Average Joes,
Montgomery Gentry,
Mud Digger,
YouTube Junk
Jul 11, 2013
Live Review: Dawes and Shovels & Rope
Dawes and Shovels & Rope at 9:30 Club 6/19/2013
by Matthew Martin
Around the time I heard Dawes was coming to D.C. again, a pretty big and gut-wrenching change occurred in my life. Don’t worry, I won’t bore you with the details, but it was enough to throw me off track for quite some time. So, I forgot about the Dawes show and rode a couple months of less than great luck. Before I knew it, the Dawes show sold out. Needless to say, I was pretty bummed.
But then, on a whim, I decided to enter the contest Dawes had listed on their website/twitter which was simple- enter your name and email address and you could win a meet & greet, a signed set list, and 2 tickets to the show of your choice. And, I won. My luck is changing!
As seems to be the case with a lot of shows I have written about here, Shovels & Rope opened the night with their increasingly popular and well-oiled brand of Americana. There isn't a whole lot more I can say about Shovels & Rope that I haven’t said before. Cary Ann Hearst and Michael Trent traded instruments, per usual. Hearst was her charismatic self and the crowd was eating out of the palm of their hands by the time they ended with the biographical “Birmingham.” Really, their live show is something to behold. As great as their albums are, they just can’t do Shovels & Rope justice.
Dawes has recently released a stellar third album- Stories Don’t End- and I was very excited to hear many of the songs from the album that had already become among my favorite Dawes recordings.
The show started with the first single off of the new album, “From a Window Seat.” One of the first things you notice at a Dawes show is that the reserved nature of the band on their albums really gives way to intense performances by Taylor Goldsmith. It’s one of my favorite things about seeing Dawes. If someone says Dawes is a bit softer for their taste, I always encourage them to see Dawes live.
The band ripped through songs from all 3 of the albums with songs like “Peace In the Valley,” “Million Dollar Bill,” “From the Right Angle,” and more. Where pure elation really occurs at a Dawes show is when they play, what is likely, their most famous song- “When My Time Comes.” There is truly something cathartic about screaming/singing along with 1200+ other concertgoers to the chorus.
Taylor Goldsmith owns the crowd as a singing, guitar slinging frontman. He saunters from each side of the stage to the next. He demands attention from everyone in the crowd. And on this sold out night at the 9:30 Club, attention was all his. That’s not to take away anything from the rest of the band. It is extremely apparent that this is a band that has spent years on the road, fine-tuning every nook and cranny of every song. It’s simply that Taylor Goldsmith is the frontman, and he wears that badge proudly and confidently.
The show ended, apparently, on “A Little Bit of Everything” which is a truly great song to end a show on. The song may have some of the best lines Goldsmith has written. I could have ended the night right then. But, as we all know now, the end is never really the end. So Dawes came out for two more songs, inviting Shovels & Rope up to end the evening with Traveling Wilburys song “End of the Line.” It was a great night ending with two bands I really enjoy singing a song by a band everyone loves, or at least should love.
As I always say, what I say pales in comparison to seeing the band for yourself. If you aren’t a fan of the albums, that’s fine. Go see them. Discover what they are all about. I think you will be very impressed by the show you see.
Labels:
Dawes,
Live Review,
Matthew Martin,
Shovels and Rope
Parody Album Covers: Dawes, Jack Johnson, John Mayer
Labels:
Dawes,
Jack Johnson,
John Mayer,
Photocrap
Parody New Album Covers: Jay-Z, Kanye, Robin Thicke
Labels:
Jay-Z,
Kanye West,
Photocrap,
Robin Thicke
Jul 10, 2013
Crack a Cold One, Earl Dibbles Jr. is Back
Labels:
Earl Dibbles Jr.,
Granger Smith
Florida-Georgia Line: The Grammar Lesson Continues
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Grammar Nazi,
memes
Jimmy Buffett's New Album Cover Revealed
Labels:
Jimmy Buffett,
Kenny Chesney,
Photocrap
Jul 9, 2013
Drew Kennedy's New Album Cover Revealed
Labels:
Drew Kennedy,
Photocrap
Country Radio is the Joker
Labels:
Dierks Bentley,
George Strait,
memes,
Ronnie Dunn
BG Meme
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Jeremy Harris,
memes
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