Feb 7, 2014
Feb 6, 2014
Lyrical Satirical: Darn Good Time (A Kinder Gentler Bro-country Anthem)
What if bro-country songs were respectful of women,
responsible with drinking habits and less concerned with outlaw posturing?
Darn Good Time
©2014 FTM Satires
Headed to the party
Driving the speed limit
Hands free callin'
I'll be there in a minute
I'm ready for a drink
My throat's got a tickle
But I wait till I'm safely
Out of the vehicle
Chorus
We're all here to have a darn good time
Let's responsibly enjoy some legal shine
Just see the young women, I respect their minds
Shout "Heck Yeah!" let's have a darn good time
Pass around the good stuff
But only have a couple
Don't want anyone
Getting in any trouble
One fellow's getting angry
He's red-faced and cussin'
Let's try to cool him down
With a friendly discussion
'Cause
We're just here to have a darn good time
Let's responsibly enjoy some legal shine
Just see the young women, I respect their minds
Shout "Heck Yeah!" let's have a darn good time
Bridge
Crank up some Huey Lewis
That's how we like to rock
But if there's any drugs or sex
I'm gonna call the cops
We're all here to have a darn good time
If you're a bit too young, you can have Cheerwine
Just see the young women, I respect their minds
Shout "Heck Yeah!" let's have a darn good time
Feb 5, 2014
These Are the Actual Lyrics of the New FGL/Luke Bryan Song
I'm starting to think these writers are just taking my satirical lyrics and rearranging them a little.
Feb 4, 2014
Feel Bad For You Mixtape: February 2014
FBFY is a mixtape that originated on altcountrytab.ca several years ago that has made its way onto the wider interwebs. It is a monthly compilation of tunes submitted by bloggers, musicians and music fans who have a similar mental state but widely ranging tastes. This month's collection includes tunes from Hayden, Doug Sahm, Cypress Hill and Otis Gibbs. Stream below or download & comment here.
Album Review: Big Damn Heroes - Browncoat Outlaws
Big Damn Heroes - Browncoat Outlaws
by Jeremy Harris
A sound that roams the roadways between a honky-tonk throw down and southern rock of the past is the only way to properly describe the sound contained on this album. It all gets started off with a great little jam that leads into an anti-Nashville song throwing jabs straight at the problem with the new style of "soccer mom and senior prom" corporate country and points out that "this wagon wheel is broke" and continues to let you know that Big Damn Heroes will not sellout. And you know what? I believe them.
Continuing on, you'll find a great mixture of sounds throughout, and even some ballads and story songs. "The Devil's Game" (track 3) is a great ballad type song that contains an awesome guitar solo and shows the range of the band probably more than any other song on the album. Another slower song, and also my favorite on the album is "Demon In The Bottle" (track 6). A song about self realization more than about the troubles of drinking since the writer discovers by the end that the demon was in him more than in the bottle. Contained within this track you'll find some very thoughtful and well-crafted lines that deserve multiple listens. It shines with its deceptively simple sound. Other great stories on the album can be found on "The Gunslinger" and "Caleb."
Pure rock 'n roll jumps out on (track 4) "Just Let Me Be" and the song can be lyrically summed up in one line, "I won't f*@k with you if you don't f*@k with me". Obviously you don't want to crank this one up at work. (Unless you are a stripper or want to be fired) This song is the exact point where southern rock, honky-tonk and pure rock attitude all come together, and they bond even more closely on the title track (track 7) with a sound that could make you think you've stumbled onto a lost Marshall Tucker Band song.
Overall the album has a good flow but does have a few points where it kind of drops off. While there's not a song that I always skip over there are a few that are on a lower level. I think these may be due to my personal preferences and I can guarantee that most people won't even be able to figure out the songs I'm even referring to. I guess you'll have to purchase the album to make a good attempt, and that's exactly what I'd recommend you to do because you won't be disappointed in this one as a whole.
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Feb 3, 2014
Chase Rice Might Punch U Really Hard in the Face
Thanks to Charlie Retz for bringing this to my attention.
Feb 2, 2014
Feb 1, 2014
Jan 31, 2014
YouTube Gems: Lydia Loveless
From her forthcoming (Awesome!) album, Somewhere Else, here's Lydia Loveless with "Chris Isaak."
RIYL: Lucinda Williams, Neko Case, Jason Isbell, Caitlin Rose.
RIYL: Lucinda Williams, Neko Case, Jason Isbell, Caitlin Rose.
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