Brantley Gilbert Fan eCards #22

These are actual, unedited (except for one racist word) YouTube comments from Brantley Gilbert fans.

The Billboard Chart According to FTM

Exclusive New Brantley Gilbert Song Lyrics

FTM has exclusively obtained the lyrics to one of the songs

on Brantley Gilbert's untitled forthcoming album!

Punch You in the Face

©2013 Brantley Gilbert, Dallas Davidson, Colt Ford*

Hey there city boy drivin' that Prius car

Do you know where in the hell you are

This here's the country, the boondocks son

If I's you, I'd turn around and run

You look pretty cute in those little Tom's shoes

And your hundred dollar slicked-back hair-do

Tryin' to hit on my woman, man that ain't cool

Guess what's about about to happen fool…

Gonna punch you in the face

Leave blood and bruises all over your skin

Gonna punch you in the face

Don't let me catch you round here again

Hey there college boy, from that university

You best not talk that way to me

Using big words I don't understand

Is a good way to end up beat down, man

You sound pretty slick with that stuff you learned

Physics and math, man I don't give a durn

Tryin' to hit on my woman with some poetry

Well, here's a few lines to you from me

Gonna punch you in the face

Don't tell nobody you wasn't warned

Gonna punch you in the face

Get your pansy ass back up to the dorm

Bridge (Colt Ford)

Watch your ass in my neck of the woods

If you ain't as country as this

Gonna see if your face can tolerate

Brass knuckles and two fists

Gonna punch you in the face

Leave blood and bruises all over your skin

Gonna punch you in the face

Don't let me catch you round here again

*not actually written by

How They Picked CMA Nominations This Year

Little Known Facts: September '13

Whitey Morgan's beard is two years older than Whitey.

Jake Owen's severed finger tip recently sold on eBay for $7.

Tyler Farr had to leave his hometown of Garden City, Missouri over

fear of being Baker-acted by local mental health officials.

When asked what his biggest accomplishment since moving to Nashville was,

Justin Moore replied "Using the big boy potty."

When he returns home covered in glitter, Luke Bryan's wife wishes he had been at a gentlemen's club.

No buffalos were harmed during the recording of Buffalo Gospel's album

We Can Be Horses but three bison were castrated.

Devil John Moonshine recently selected Shooter Jennings as their spokesperson

because Davis Daniel was too busy with his music career.

The Snuffleupagus costume was recently stolen from the set of Sesame Street

forcing Colt Ford to play the part of Snuffy for three episodes.

When asked about the lasting effects of her ended relationship with

Brantley Gilbert, Jana Kramer said, "Its nothing a little cream won't clear up."

A high amount of sun exposure is harmful to your body and can alter brain function.

Example 1: Kenny Chesney.

Farcethemusic.com creator Trailer started the site after

visiting tasteofcountry.com and realizing he couldn't do worse.

Jackson Taylor's band The Sinners are all former members of 98 Degrees.

---------------

By Jeremy Harris