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Top 10 Things Going Through Atlantic Records Execs Minds When They Signed Gwyneth Paltrow to a Country Record Deal
09. She won't require as much Autotune as Rebecca Black, anyway.
08. Homina homina homina
07. Maybe she can get me her husband's autograph!
06. Where did I leave my damn keys?
05. Well, we'll save on the photo touchups for the album art.
04. Geez, it's not like she sings as bad as Bob Dylan.
03. When it doesn't sell, we'll claim anti-Liberal actress bias.
02. Crack cocaine
01. Crystal methamphetamine
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10. A Candom
07. (Find $7.50 extra) and buy this
06. Take a ten dollar bill from your wallet and use in place of Charmin
03. This Trace Adkins approved t-shirt
02. Boxing gloves to punch yourself in the face with
01. Take a ten dollar bill from your wallet and light it on fire
(*NOTE: In all seriousness, the best place to spend $10 rather than on Chris Brown's album is: http://www.ncadv.org/donate.php)