Showing posts with label Jason Isbell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Isbell. Show all posts
Dec 28, 2017
Dec 21, 2017
"Stick to Music" Guy to Give Mainstream Country Another Shot
32-year-old music fan Jason Varton of Springfield, Ill reports that he plans to give mainstream country another shot. After years of trashing popular artists like Florida-Georgia Line in lieu of Americana music, the growing outspoken political nature of the latter has begun to push him away.
"Man, I can't stand Luke Bryan but at least he doesn't constantly spout off about health care on Twitter or write songs trying to make me feel bad," said Varton. "Maybe I need to give that guy another shot."
"I mean, his jeans are stupid and why the hell is he booty dancing at a country show?" he continued. "But he never seems to have a solitary opinion about tax cuts, or net neutrality, or social justice, or anything really ...and that's what I'm looking for in a musician."
Varton, a former fan of artists like Jason Isbell, Margo Price, and Sturgill Simpson has grown increasingly uncomfortable with those singers' recent public stances in their music and on social media about issues facing American citizens. He wishes they'd focus on putting out music that speaks from their hearts, but in no way explores anything besides love, farming, loneliness, drinking, or other rural pursuits.
"Sam Hunt, what the f**k is he even doing? I mean, is it rap, is he trying to be Jason Mraz? I don't even know, but I do know that he wouldn't put out a song about income inequality!" smiled Varton.
At press time, Jason planned to listen to mainstream country radio 10 minutes a day to build up his resistance and train his gag reflex.
Labels:
Fake News,
FGL,
Jason Isbell,
Jason Mraz,
Luke Bryan,
Margo Price,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Nov 28, 2017
Nov 16, 2017
That 70s Show Country Reaction Gifs
What do you think about Blake Shelton being named
People's Sexiest Man of the Year?
When your friend is a Kane Brown fan
When you're not very smart but you finally realize
Jason Isbell's "Elephant" isn't about an elephant
When you invite the dude you met at
the Shooter Jennings show over for Christmas dinner
When your daughter wants tickets to
the Luke Bryan concert for her birthday
You think Sam Hunt is a country singer?
When she loves Waylon too
If Fez says he has way too much country music on his phone
"Why do I love Florida Georgia Line so much?"
Nov 9, 2017
2017 CMA Awards TwitterFAIL
Let's get the political stuff out of the way first. For context for these first four bad tweets, Brad & Carrie have clearly joked about former President Obama before, so maybe folks should chill.
And now, some apolitical CMA TwitterFAILs:
Whoops.... Nathan was joking. Sorry for lumping him in here... |
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