Farce the Music: Twitter

Jan 29, 2016

The Best of Reginald Spears: January '15

Here are some of our buddy Reginald Spears' most recent and popular tweets.

Oh, you don't like Cam Newton dancing around but you love Luke Bryan doing it? Thanks for letting us know you're an idiot.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 25, 2016

Build a buff snowman in Nashville today & give it a five o'clock shadow & a grey tshirt, it'll be signed to a record contract in minutes.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 23, 2016

If Trump will build a wall around Georgia to keep all the bro-country singers in, he's got my vote.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 15, 2016

I'd rather shoot a bottle rocket out of my urethra than go to a Luke Bryan concert.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 31, 2015

In 2016 resolve to listen to more singers whose jeans weren't picked out for them.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 30, 2015

Florida-Georgia Line fans think "steel guitar" is a verb instead of a noun.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 13, 2015

Personally, I'll trade some Florida-Georgia Line fans for some Syrian refugees.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) November 19, 2015

I'm not a smart man but I know Sam Hunt ain't a country singer.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 28, 2015

If somebody would play Hunter Hayes some Sturgill Simpson, I bet he'd finally sprout a chest hair.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) October 9, 2015