Showing posts with label Saving Country Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saving Country Music. Show all posts

Sep 9, 2013

Pop-Country Microbrews


What if pop-country singers/acts had their own craft beer labels? 
Trigger from Saving Country Music thought this post might be a little
better suited for FTM than SCM and we very much appreciate it.


Brantley Gilbert's Rohypnol Pale Ale

"When you just can't take no for an answer."

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Florida Georgia Line's Antares Auto-Tune Amber

"Order yourself up a pitcher of pitch correction!"

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Blake Shelton's Bastard Ale

"It's not for old farts and jackasses." 

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Tim McGraw's "Truck Yeah" Country Rap Malt Liquor

"It tastes like the tears from McGraw's cries for relevancy."    

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Luke Bryan's "Non-Binary" Beer

"For The Woman In Every Man"



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Justin Moore Short & Stout

"You know. Because he's really, REALLY short."

May 8, 2013

Potential New Tattoos for Shooter Jennings

When FTM contributor Jeremy met Shooter Jennings at the Moonrunners Festival, he saw the new back tattoo Shooter was in the process of getting. Here, I ponder the possibilities...





The moonrunners.com special edition





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