Showing posts with label bro country. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bro country. Show all posts
Sep 3, 2014
Guest Submission Garth Meme
Labels:
bro country,
Garth Brooks,
Guest Submissions,
memes,
Satire
If Dallas Davidson Had Written These Country Classics
And it's DJs, Chevys jacked, EDM music
Muddy, muddy fields that my tires roam
Yeah, my DJs, Chevys jacked, EDM music
And sexting hotties pictures of my dong
Old trucks drive you round the square even when you're drunk as hell
God bless little cutoffs them girls are shakin' so well
That's pretty much the deepest stuff that's ever on my mind
Yeah old trucks and cutoffs and Kroger cherry shine
Raptor with chromed out vents
Custom seat - leather bench
Bluetooth and intake kit
Brand new Powerplant winch
Yo, it's..four hundred horses strong
Drive your girl right out of her thong
I'm the man drivin' with a lean
King of the bros
If you wonder how long we'll be grindin'
Well, just crank up R Kelly's 12 Play
I'm gonna tap it for minutes, and minutes and minutes, lil bae
Hello Darlin'
What's up baby
How you doin'?
Those jeans sure are tight
So shake that money
Like I love to see
Have a cold one
Are you horny
Like I am tonight
Drop the tailgate
And play some Aldean
What's up baby
How you doin'?
Those jeans sure are tight
So shake that money
Like I love to see
Have a cold one
Are you horny
Like I am tonight
Drop the tailgate
And play some Aldean
Aug 28, 2014
It Can and Will Get Worse
Labels:
bro country,
Honest Ads,
Jared Blake,
Satire,
YouTube Junk
Aug 13, 2014
My How Times Have Changed
Labels:
bro country,
Chase Rice,
George Strait,
memes
Jul 18, 2014
More Feminism from Raelynn
Labels:
bro country,
memes,
Raelynn
Bro-Country Fan eCards
Labels:
bro country,
bro-country,
Chase Rice,
Country eCards,
Luke Bryan
Jul 17, 2014
Is This Called Clutching the Pearls?
Labels:
bro country,
Chase Rice,
Cole Swindell,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
Maggie Rose,
memes,
Randy Houser
Jul 1, 2014
Rejected Titles for Chase Rice's New Album
Yesterday, Chase Rice revealed the cover and tracklisting for his new album, Ignite the Night.
I'm as shocked as you that it wasn't "Ignite the Nite." Anyway, FTM lucked upon a few
early mock-ups of the cover with proposed titles that didn't make the cut. Enjoy.
Labels:
bro country,
Chase Rice,
Photocrap,
Satire
Jun 18, 2014
Guest Submission: How to Write a Country Rap Hit
Labels:
bro country,
Guest submission,
hick-hop,
Trucks
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