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Showing posts with label Bebe Rexha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bebe Rexha. Show all posts
Mar 27, 2018
Mar 15, 2018
3 Up 3 Down: March 2018
3 Up
Luke Bryan - Most People Are Good
What's this? Luke Bryan spoken of in a positive manner? Have you finally lost it, Trailer? Nope - a good song's a good song. This tune is simple, quaint even. It has timely and timeless lyrics. Luke does a fine job with it. On top of that, it's a country song. I know he's still got to pump out the mindless bangers to keep the arenas full, but let's at least hope he's beginning a transition to more mature fare like this winner.
A-
Cole Swindell - Break Up in the End
What's this? Cole Swindell spoken of in a positive manner? etc.
This one is actually more of a surprise to me, since (and I'm not blustering here) this is the very first Swindell song I have liked even a little. Cole's still no crooner, but his plain-spoken voice lends this heartbreaker some gravity. Some will read the lyrics and say this is a wimpy song, but ultra vulnerable ballads like this are scattered through the careers of greats like George Strait, Vern Gosdin, and Willie Nelson. Not saying Cole should ever be mentioned in the same breath as those folks, but "Break Up in the End" is a step in the right direction.
B+
Ashley McBryde - A Little Dive Bar in Dahlonega
A song like this makes you think there's still a chance to turn country radio around. It takes a look back at the missteps that end up making us stronger. Fresh, hopeful, and upbeat with a hint of sadness. And it's country. Ashley's voice is strong and memorable, and with material like this, I can't wait to hear her upcoming debut album. (Side note: my honeymoon was in Dahlonega - beautiful town and surrounding area.)
A
3 Down
Jordan Davis - Singles You Up
More of this trend of melting pot folk/R&B/pop schlock - think Sam Hunt, but not so much talking. Who says "singles you up" anyway? Lame, boring, trend-chasing, and it's a hit, of course. Nice beard, broseph.
D
David Lee Murphy & Kenny Chesney - Everything's Gonna Be Alright
What a disappointment. David Lee Murphy had a nice, albeit brief, run of good tunes in the 90s and he's a solid songwriter. Kenny, while still Kenny, can surprise you every now and then with a great tune. This one's not. It may as well be sung by Devin Davis Jordan Walker Hunt.
D+
Bebe Rexha ft. Florida-Georgia Line - Meant to Be
Yeah well. What'd you expect? This is shit. Some claim it to be a good pop song, but it's grating as hell to me. And who cares anyway? If I come home to a pig in the back yard with my dogs, I wouldn't think "What an impressive pig - I bet it could win some state fairs." No, I think "Why the hell is there a swine in my yard?" It doesn't belong.
F
Mar 14, 2018
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 28
Did you dump your girlfriend just
because she liked Walker Hayes?
"Kane Brown is the future of country music"
When dad says he got tickets to
Luke Bryan for the whole family
Every time you think bro country is dead
An Old Dominion songwriting session
When some dude gets too handsy
with Sunny Sweeney at the merch booth
Chris Stapleton is about to have his first #1 hit
A salute to those responsible for
Bebe Rexha being on country radio
Mar 13, 2018
I Made an Ad for Florida-Georgia Line & Bebe Rexha
Labels:
Bebe Rexha,
Florida Georgia Line,
Honest Ads,
Meant to Be,
Satire
Mar 9, 2018
A Classless Lyric Parody of Bebe Rexha/FGL's "Meant to Be"
When I'll Pee
(Parody of Bebe Rexha/FGL "Meant to Be")
Bebe? Are you people on crack?
Put your shady lips on my ass
I change the station real fast, when "Meant to Be" shows on my dash
So now the ACMs is where she'll be?
That's just a waste of time
So the bathroom is where you'll find me, when FGL steps in my sight
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
I don't mean to be so uptight
But there's a whole lot of country women
who deserve that moment in the spotlight
I ain't gon' lie, ain't gon' lie
Cause I'm sick of the fake stuff, that pop grind and bump
Hey, keep it country
And I don't even care if she's beautiful
Don't matter to me
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
It's not alright with me, right with me
Pop on a country show
It's not alright with me, right with me
Bebe's song is when I'll pee
Hit the bathroom
Then grab a snack
If Kane Brown's on
Maybe I won't come back
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Labels:
ACMs,
Bebe Rexha,
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
lyric parody,
Satire
Mar 8, 2018
Be Careful What You Wish For
Labels:
Bebe Rexha,
Kacey Musgraves,
memes,
Satire
Mar 6, 2018
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: March 2018
All reviews from a popular digital music seller.
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Jordan Davis - Singles You Up
Faith & Tim
Kane Brown
Chris Stapleton
Bebe Rexha / FGL - Meant to Be
Walker Hayes
Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road
Kacey Musgraves - Space Cowboy
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