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Showing posts with label Commentary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Commentary. Show all posts
Aug 25, 2016
Aug 11, 2016
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Music
A ratings system based on poop emojis seems right in our wheelhouse, so here you go. This is the current Mediabase Top 20 country songs. Poop is bad. Not-Poop is good. The potential worst rating is 5 poop emojis. The potential best is 5 not-poop emojis. Here's Trailer's opinion of each song. Enjoy! (...?)
The inaugural Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is 5 POOP EMOJIS (or -5) overall. Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.
Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.
The inaugural Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is 5 POOP EMOJIS (or -5) overall. Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.
Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.
Jul 13, 2016
Kane Brown Fans Aren't Mensa Members
Labels:
"satire",
Commentary,
Kane Brown
Apr 11, 2016
Jason Aldean Miraculously Loses 15 Pounds Overnight!
This post has self-destructed
Or at least, I got rid of most of the pictures...The original photo is from a certain major stock photo agency, and I don't care to speak with their lawyers... (even though this should be protected as commentary). So we just put this info out there for a bit. If anyone wants to see photos/gifs from this post in the future, you can email Trailer at: (the name of this site) @gmail.com
Here's the photo of Jason Aldean winning his ACM for Entertainer of the Year, April 3rd.
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Here's an ad from Jason's record company, congratulating Aldean for that win.
This ran in Country Aircheck on April 4th.
And here's a slice of that ad to match the positioning of the original (found by Google search).
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Now, the fun part.
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Did you catch that? No? Well, here it is with helpful red circles.
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Draw your own conclusions, but it's pretty obvious.
Farce the Music did not alter these photos in any way besides
creating the gifs and adding the circles.
Thanks to Vickye Fisher of For the Country Record for the scoop.
She thought the ad might have been adjusted a bit,
and our gifs seem to prove her eyesight quite keen.
Labels:
A Closer Look,
ACMs,
Commentary,
Jason Aldean
Mar 29, 2016
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: March '16
Real country song/album reviews from a popular music downloading service.
Jon Pardi - Head Over Boots
Maren Morris EP
Southern Family
Sturgill Simpson - In Bloom
Sam Hunt - Montevallo
Kane Brown EP
Mar 28, 2016
Merle and Sturgill are Their Own Meme
Labels:
Commentary,
Garden and Gun,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Sturgill Simpson
Oct 22, 2014
You Thought "Stick a Pink Umbrella in Your Drink" Was Bad??
I remembered hearing the phrase "good good" in a few hip-hop song and looked it up on Urban Dictionary. So yes, FGL now has a song about vagina.
Labels:
Commentary,
Florida-Georgia Lines,
memes
Oct 6, 2014
Oct 2, 2014
Country Music Fashion Leaves a Lot to Be Desired These Days
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Commentary,
memes,
Satire
Sep 24, 2014
Bro-Country iTunes Reviews
Bro-country may be in its death-throes, but the bonfires and Fireball are still burning for these fans...
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