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Showing posts with label Country Radio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Country Radio. Show all posts
Aug 21, 2018
A Graphic Illustration of Country Radio
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes
Jul 16, 2018
More Monday Morning Memes: Taste of Country, Little Big Town, etc.
Labels:
Country Radio,
Little Big Town,
memes,
Satire,
Taste of Country,
WWE
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Country Radio, Keith Hill
Labels:
Country Radio,
Florida Georgia Line,
Keith Hill,
memes,
Satire
Apr 25, 2018
Who Killed Hannibal Memes: Country Radio, Jerrod Niemann, Concerts
Labels:
concerts,
Country Radio,
Jerrod Niemann,
memes,
Satire
Apr 19, 2018
Reginald Spears vs. Walker Hayes, country radio, & Sam Hunt
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Apr 17, 2018
All the Same to Me
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire,
Spiderman
Mar 30, 2018
2 New Memes: Luke Bryan - Wedding Crasher & Blockbuster
Labels:
Country Radio,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Mar 26, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Evolution, Women on Country Radio
Labels:
bro country,
Country Radio,
Despicable Me,
memes,
Satire
Jan 15, 2018
More Monday Morning Memes: Headaches, The President
Labels:
Country Radio,
Donald Trump,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Nov 15, 2017
Waiting for a Country Song Like...
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire,
Spongebob Squarepants
Aug 10, 2017
Super Troopers Country Reaction Gifs
When you hear what they're calling
country music these days
Hey Pancho and Lefty...
When Cody Jinks likes one of your tweets
When you overhear someone in the restaurant
talking shit about country music
How many female singers are in the country top 40 this week?
Colt Ford fan out on a date
We can't arrest you for playing Florida-Georgia Line
but we do have something to show you
Jam bands wouldn't exist if people weren't...
Aug 1, 2017
Why Country Radio Sucks
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire
Jul 12, 2017
No Comment
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire
Jun 28, 2017
Country Radio Program Director: "Girls are Icky"
WDIK program director Peck Johnson has some interesting opinions on why female artists aren't getting much airplay these days. This week, songs by solo female artists only comprise 6% of the top 50 and Johnson has an idea why.
"Well, to be perfectly honest, the data shows that blah blah advertisers blah format blah blah audience retention fart fart." explained Johnson. "We have research firms who've collected enough information over the years to determine that callout scores prove yada yada yada poop monkey ass."
After the "bro country" phase seemed to fade from the airwaves in recent years, many fans expected radio to become more open to female singers. Surely, letting listeners hear some great songs by badass women on a slightly more frequent basis might transition them into being more open to the plethora of great female country artists trying to make it in the business these days. With mainstream country stations across the country reporting dipping ratings, offering more options and building toward the future certainly couldn't hurt.
Mr. Johnson didn't seem to agree with that supposition. "I mean, you have to understand that this is a business." he continued. "When we survey our active listeners versus other industry terms I'm using as a smokescreen to avoid telling you the truth, blah blah hillbilly sandwich and so forth."
As well as Johnson explained the situation to us, we felt he was still leaving something out. We pressed him, and he broke.
"Okay okay," shouted Johnson. "Girls are yucky!" "Are you happy now, Mr. investigative journalist hater man?" "Girls are icky. They have those thingies on the front that make me confused. Most of these broads write or perform these deep and interesting songs that our listeners don't like because we've brainwashed them over the years to reject anything that isn't about partying in trucks and getting handjobs in a bar and whatnot." "And the girls scare me. I don't like them."
We thanked Mr. Johnson for his candidness as he left for a free lunch with someone pushing Walker Hayes' new single, which Johnson was going to add to WDIK's heavy rotation anyway.
"Well, to be perfectly honest, the data shows that blah blah advertisers blah format blah blah audience retention fart fart." explained Johnson. "We have research firms who've collected enough information over the years to determine that callout scores prove yada yada yada poop monkey ass."
After the "bro country" phase seemed to fade from the airwaves in recent years, many fans expected radio to become more open to female singers. Surely, letting listeners hear some great songs by badass women on a slightly more frequent basis might transition them into being more open to the plethora of great female country artists trying to make it in the business these days. With mainstream country stations across the country reporting dipping ratings, offering more options and building toward the future certainly couldn't hurt.
Mr. Johnson didn't seem to agree with that supposition. "I mean, you have to understand that this is a business." he continued. "When we survey our active listeners versus other industry terms I'm using as a smokescreen to avoid telling you the truth, blah blah hillbilly sandwich and so forth."
As well as Johnson explained the situation to us, we felt he was still leaving something out. We pressed him, and he broke.
"Okay okay," shouted Johnson. "Girls are yucky!" "Are you happy now, Mr. investigative journalist hater man?" "Girls are icky. They have those thingies on the front that make me confused. Most of these broads write or perform these deep and interesting songs that our listeners don't like because we've brainwashed them over the years to reject anything that isn't about partying in trucks and getting handjobs in a bar and whatnot." "And the girls scare me. I don't like them."
We thanked Mr. Johnson for his candidness as he left for a free lunch with someone pushing Walker Hayes' new single, which Johnson was going to add to WDIK's heavy rotation anyway.
Labels:
Country Radio,
Fake News,
Satire,
Tomatogate,
Walker Hayes
May 4, 2017
May the Farce Be With You
Labels:
Alabama,
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire,
Star Wars,
Zac Brown Band
Mar 9, 2017
Country Radio Reaction Bingo
Turn on country radio, note your reaction to each song, and play along!
Thanks to these Twitter pals for helping with this post!
@jabroni2015
@newmarketmauler
@jenjenmichelle
@just1hanna
@LisaLuckstruck
@hecktorpecktor
@smashtransistor
@brothibodaux
@bryonwhite
@sidebmusicblog
@drfeljo
@jprzech
@__n0_0ne_
@newmarketmauler
@jenjenmichelle
@just1hanna
@LisaLuckstruck
@hecktorpecktor
@smashtransistor
@brothibodaux
@bryonwhite
@sidebmusicblog
@drfeljo
@jprzech
@__n0_0ne_
Feb 22, 2017
Reginald Spears Has a Theory About Country Radio
Labels:
Country Radio,
Reginald Spears,
Russia,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Twitter
Jun 30, 2016
A Sad Truth
Labels:
Country Radio,
memes,
Satire
Mar 9, 2016
New Prescription Guaranteed to Help You Sleep
Labels:
Country Radio,
parody ads,
Photocrap,
Satire
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