Showing posts with label Keith Urban. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keith Urban. Show all posts
Sep 5, 2017
CMA Nominations TwitterFAIL: Isbell, Aldean, Stapleton
Labels:
Chris Stapleton,
CMA,
Jason Aldean,
Jason Isbell,
Keith Urban,
TwitterFAIL
Aug 16, 2017
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: August '17
A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-23) overall which is 6 point improvement from June (the last time we did this chart). The best song is again Midland's "Drinkin' Problem." The worst is a tie: Cole Swindell's putrid "Flatliner" and Chris Lane's terrible "For Her" There are 2 solo females in the top 20, and neither is Kelsea Ballerini, so there's that as a marginal positive.
Things are still bad.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Things are still bad.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Jul 19, 2017
Jul 17, 2017
Single Review: Dierks Bentley "What The Hell Did I Say"
by Jonny Brick
What do these songs have in common: “Every
Time I Hear That Song”; “Do I Make You Wanna”; “They Don’t Know”; “What the
Hell Did I Say?”
They are all the fourth single released
from a major star’s album which this year is getting vast radio play. The fifth
single from Ripcord, “The Fighter,” will be number one soon for Keith Urban.
Luke Bryan had six number ones from Kill the Lights. This seems too many, but
these voices sell cars and whatever other commercials you guys have over there.
(I remain English, and thus get my country digitally without adverts.)
Thanks to their relatively quick climbs up
the charts, bigger acts like Blake, Billy, Jason and Dierks can cram in more
singles per album cycle that they send to radio. After a song which could be
called “Drunk on a Boat,” a duet with Elle King, and a ballad about his wife,
not to mention a duet with Cole Swindell, Dierks has sent a ploddy song to
radio.
Written by Ross Copperman, Josh Kear, and
Chris Tompkins before they wrote a better one later in the session, this is
typical Dierks. The plot of the song is that poor rich. He drunk-dialled his
lady and attracted her greatly with an answerphone message. Did he ‘say we’d go
shoppin’ or ‘go to Vegas and get married by Elvis’? The idea is funny, the
execution is good but there are problems here.
Dierks wonders whether he
(grammatically-incorrectly) sought to ‘Louis Vuitton her’ or ‘Rodeo Drive her,
slide a Tiffany diamond on her’? Singing nouns in place of verbs is an
irritating trope of contemporary country. It almost makes me Second Amendment
someone. As for the product placement, I’ll bank account the writers. It’s
almost as if words don’t matter on the radio…
The singalong bit comes when Dierks can’t
remember what the hell did he, hell did he, hell did he say. Even Bobby Bones
recoils at the blasphemy, asking his audio producer to bleep out the offensive
word in a mock-serious segment.
The song continues the current Nashville
trend of namechecking a non-country song or act when Dierks mentioned that the
folk in the bar are singing along to Free Bird. He could even sing some of it
onstage when he plays this one on tour; it must be getting a single release
because out on the road it gets a big response. There are worse songs on the
radio after all, and some aren’t even by Dylan Scott.
The production is very muddy and overloaded
on the track, which can be a pro as well as a con, and in particular the solo
in the middle of the track is good. Fun fact: credited on
one of the three acoustic guitars in the song is one Charlie Worsham, whose
recent album contained songs much better than this. Yet radio will go with this
until it hits number one some time around Halloween.
6/10
Labels:
Dierks Bentley,
Dylan Scott,
Jonny Brick,
Keith Urban,
single reviews
Jun 23, 2017
Apr 4, 2017
Four More ACM Awards Memes
Labels:
ACMs,
Backstreet Boys,
Chris Lane,
Florida Georgia Line,
Keith Urban,
Kelsea Ballerini,
memes,
Satire
Feb 28, 2017
Is Keith Urban Even Trying Anymore?
Labels:
Chris Stapleton,
Jason Isbell,
Keith Urban,
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Feb 13, 2017
Some Grammy TwitterWINs
Chainsmokers are the Sam Hunt of Hoobastank.
— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) February 13, 2017
Country radio tomorrow:— The Ostrich (@ALostrich) February 13, 2017
"Wow! How amazing was Sturgill Simpson last night? Anyways, here's Florida Georgia Line for the 300th time today."
If Adele screws this up again, Florida Georgia Line is standing by with their cover of "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go." #GRAMMYs— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) February 13, 2017
Watching the Grammys to see Sturgill was like Andy Dufresne crawling through the shit pipe to sweet freedom.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) February 13, 2017
Is anyone going to sing a country song tonight? #GRAMMYs— Rita Ballou (@rawhidevelvet) February 13, 2017
Who won the #Grammy for best cajon performance at an open mic? Asking because I've met some of the nominees.— Dustin Wind (@dustyn_wind) February 13, 2017
Sturgill Simpson won the #GRAMMYs Best Country Album. Not Luke Bryan. Not Thomas Rhett. Not Sam Hunt. Not Fake Country. pic.twitter.com/jTFntq6SKY— Wes Holtsclaw (@wesholtsclaw) February 13, 2017
The guys from Florida Georgia Line are watching this Sturgill Simpson performance and saying "Well, it was good while it lasted." #GRAMMYs— Victor Puente (@thevictorpuente) February 13, 2017
As a country music fan- on behalf of the genre: we are not claiming whatever that was Keith Urban & Carrie Underwood did— Eileen Kelly (@eiLeanWithIT) February 13, 2017
Some Grammy TwitterFAILs
Labels:
Grammys,
Keith Urban,
Sturgill Simpson,
TwitterFAIL
Feb 9, 2017
Mama's Family Country Reaction Gifs
Hey, do you like Jason Isbell?
If Keith Urban wins the Grammy for Best Country Album
over Sturgill Simpson
When you read a tweet that says "George Straight is overrated"
When you find a box of hick-hop CD's in your kid's room
And then...
When you just schooled a pop country fan on the
real meaning of country music
After reading the lyrics of Sam Hunt's
"Body Like a Back Road"
Preparing to watch a country awards show
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