She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (Kenny Chesney)
would be
It Doesn't Take Much to Get in her Cut-off Jeans
She Cranks My Tractor (Dustin Lynch)
would be
She Gives This Redneck an Erection
Brown Chicken Brown Cow (Trace Adkins)
would be
Farm Animals Like to Watch Us Do the Nasty
Back That Thing Up (Justin Moore)
would be
Let's Go Doggy-Style...on a Hay Bale
She Thinks His Name Was John (Reba McEntire)
would be
She Used to Spread Like Parkay
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy (Big and Rich)
would be
Heres a Bumper Sticker Slogan, Let's F**k
Big Green Tractor (Jason Aldean)
would be
My Wang is Not the Right Color
I've Already Loved You In My Mind (Conway Twitty)
would be
I Rubbed One Out in the Bathroom Before I Introduced Myself
Nothing On But the Radio (Gary Allan)
would be
These Weight Loss Commercials are Really Killing My Boner
Bob That Head (Rascal Flatts)
would be
Give Me Oral, This is How You Sonic
Something To Do With My Hands (Thomas Rhett)
would be
Oooooh, Boobies
Morning Desire (Kenny Rogers)
would be
Morning Wood
I Melt (Rascal Flatts)
would be
ugh, never mind….
