Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney walking into the jail cell for drunkenly riding a police horse
Me waiting on somebody to say "anything but country"
Country roads, take me home to the place I belooooo
If they drive a squatted truck blaring Morgan Wallen, how big is "it?"
A redneck's reply any time they see Dan + Shay mentioned online
Luke Bryan at 60 when somebody asks him how long he'll keep singing about college girls
When you're in prison and see Johnny Paycheck walk in
When the on hold music is Walker Hayes
When you're talking Ryan Bingham music with some ladies and they start saying some horni stuff about him