Showing posts with label Clay Walker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clay Walker. Show all posts

Mar 14, 2023

Elderly Country Songs: 90s Edition

Travis Tritt
It’s a Great Day to Take a Nap

Here’s a Nickel (Call Someone Who Cares)

The Wytensin Ain’t Workin’ Anymore

Wonky Walking’s What I Do Best


Faith Hill

Let’s Go to Sizzler

This Hip

CT of My Heart


Neal McCoy

The Shakes

Billy’s Got His Readers On


Clay Walker

Do What?

Fore She Was Grandmama

Sleeping With My Eyes Wide Open


Shania Twain

Man! I Feel Like Shit!

Whose Bed Have Your New Balance Been Under

You Win Bingo

Mar 9, 2023

Hot Rod Country Reaction Gifs


Clay Walker, politely critiquing his bus driver's performance

Feb. 29, 2016, Koe Wetzel's friend asks:
"Why did you tell that punk ass cop to take you to jail?"

🎶And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free 🎶

When you're too drunk to remember your name but somebody cranks up Sturgill Simpson

When the dance remix of “Chattahoochee” comes on

When you're very shy but she's wearing a Vandoliers t-shirt

Why were you listening to Gary Stewart for 10 straight hours?

Every time a pop-country singer says 
their next song is more traditional

Dec 8, 2021

What Your Favorite 2021 Album Says About You


satire obviously
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Florida-Georgia Line - Life Rolls On
Your life peaked in 2014. You cried when you thought FGL was breaking up. You are unable to parallel park without the assistance of your backup camera. Your daughter will have to spell her name aloud seven-thousand times in her life.




Clay Walker - Texas to Tennessee

You’re a huge 90s country fan with kids and a busy life, and you didn’t actually listen to this album. You just assumed it was good because Clay Walker.




Strand of Oaks - In Heaven

You haven’t been out of the house in 19 months except to get packages from Smoke Cartel off the porch. You’re apolitical except about weed.



Eric Church - &
You’re in the Eric Church fan club. You’ve seen Eric 37 times. You named your son Kenneth (Eric’s first name). You need another hobby.



Sturgill Simpson - The Ballad of Dood & Juanita

You are a sports writer or a Sturgill Stan. You spent a great deal of time making fun of Hillbilly Elegy on Twitter this year. 



Niko Moon - Good Time

You can only listen to happy music because even a Hallmark movie is too emotionally roiling for you. You have argued passionately online about how Niko is in fact a country singer, and then you forgot he existed a month later when his second single tanked, and you only remember him now because he was number one on your Spotify Wrapped. 



Kacey Musgraves - star-crossed

You are whatever hipsters are called in 2021. You raged when this album was left out of the Grammy country nominations, but only because everyone else in your social bubble was doing the same. You have never heard Same Trailer, Different Park.

Jan 25, 2019

Happy Gilmore Country Reaction Gifs

When an old man says the country music of his day was boring and today's is fun and catchy

When your friend who likes Dustin Lynch asks you for a beer

What mainstream country execs think of all of us who complain about the crap they release

Still more country than Mitchell Tenpenny

♫ ♬ Daddy's hands... were hard as steel when I'd done wrong ♫ ♬

When somebody at the game insults your Willie Nelson t-shirt

Are you more a fan of Restless Heart or Exile?

When you hear Clay Walker's new album

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