Jun 22, 2014
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Jun 20, 2014
Wannabe Bro-Country Song
Good Ass Night
©2014 FTM Satires
It's been a bad week
I failed remedial math
My truck nuts broke and
My Reaper had a flat
At least it's Friday
My luck's gonna switch
Find me a party
And a bad country b**ch
And have a good ass night
Give the bonfire a light
Drink a beer yeah I might
Steal a kiss, have a fight
Son that's right
I'm gonna have a good ass night
I'm buzzed yeah ya heard
When I pull in the spot
Park my shit in the mud
Country swag on lock
Lookin' for a dime
Holla at deez hoes
Crank up some George Strait
Don't really like it tho'
But it's a good ass night
Give the bonfire a light
Drink a beer yeah I might
Steal a kiss, have a fight
Son that's right
I'm gonna have a good ass night
Bridge
Okay I've been lying, that really ain't me
I'm home playing Minecraft on my PS3
Got the radio up
And jealous as f***
Of the fellas in trucks wearing Ed Hardy tees
Havin' a good ass night
Givin' bonfires a light
Drinkin' beer wish I might
Steal a kiss, have a fight
Son that's right
Wish I could have a good ass night
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Jun 19, 2014
Jun 18, 2014
Sam Hunt's New Single Cover
First of all, take a look at these two photos.*
Which one is the country singer and which one is the EDM DJ?
Of course the DJ is on the left, correct? Nope. That's Sam Hunt, "country" singer.
That's EDM artist Calvin Harris on the right.
Here's Sam's new single cover:
*assuming you didn't already see this.
Jun 17, 2014
Top 10 Rules for Writing a Hit Country Song in 2014
Inspired by this. (Link)
10. Check Billboard's charts archives and see
what was popular in pop and rap 10 years ago. Do that.
09. Be a famous person's offspring.
08. Write what you know, unless you know about anything other
than leaning on your truck in a pasture drinking fake moonshine and staring
at the rear ends of females dancing beside a bonfire to a song about leaning
on your truck in a pasture drinking fake moonshine and staring at the
rear ends of females dancing beside a bonfire.
07. When writing a song for a female artist, stop doing that.
06. Move to Nashville. Do you honestly think a record exec is going to come
to your house so you can give them sexual favors to get your foot in the door?
05. Be in a fraternity and when one of your fellow members
gets into the business, they'll hook you up, bro.
04. Go to a club where critically lauded Americana or roots rock artists perform
and listen to their earnest, heartfelt songs. Maybe even talk with them after the show and find out about their motives and inspirations so you can make sure to never do any of that stuff.
03. Kiss ass kiss ass kiss ass.
02. Don't write a country song.
01. Sit down for a few hours with your guitar and a bottle of whiskey and pour out your
emotions into a powerful song about hurt, love and the power of the human spirit.
Then throw that sumbitch in the trash and go write a truck song with 3 other dudes.
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