Showing posts with label George Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Jones. Show all posts
Mar 10, 2020
Mar 7, 2020
Saturday Night Music / George Jones & Emmylou Harris / "Here We Are"
Labels:
Emmylou Harris,
George Jones,
Saturday Night Music
Feb 28, 2020
ACMs Snubbed Jones, Cash, Ray Price, Says Man Who Apparently Time Traveled from the 70s
Larry Jack Pullen of West Memphis, Arkansas, who may be in possession of a device that can transport humans through time, is very upset with the Academy of Country Music awards nominations that were announced yesterday. He took to Facebook to announce his displeasure, saying “No George Jones, Johnny Cash or Ray Price. They are getting awards for ruining Country Music.” The comment was in response to a Facebook post that listed the likes of Thomas Rhett and Luke Combs as 2020 nominees.
When reached by Messenger for comment (I didn't tell him the artists he listed were no longer alive because I assumed he knew), Pullen went on a long rant about the fabric of America, smart phones, and something about “the Chinamen,” before finally getting back around to country music.
“Riley Green, who’s she? If Johnny Paycheck isn’t up for best male artist, then what the hell is even going on? Nobody respects are elders any more and that’s why Jimmy Carter got elected.”
I asked Larry Jack if he could share the secret of time travel with me, but he said I must be on the reefer to ask something like that. “Your one of them what’s trying to make country music liberal and gay, aren’t you?” he asked. “IF YOU PEOPLE BY GOD RUIN WHAT GLEN CAMPBELL AND CONWAY TWITTY WORK EVERY DAY TO KEEP STRONG I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE and you will regret it!”
I tried to calm the conversation, but it was no use. “It’s a g***amn shame what their doing.” said Pullen, “I bet Tammy Wynette won’t even be preforming on the show, will she?” When I let him know that Wynette had sadly passed on, he told me to send condolences to her family and let him know where to send flowers.
*this is based on a real Facebook comment (just the first one) - only the name was changed*
Labels:
ACMs,
Fake News,
George Jones,
Johnny Cash,
Johnny Paycheck,
Luke Combs,
Ray Price,
Riley Green,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette
Feb 27, 2020
Feb 25, 2020
Tuesday Morning Memes: George Jones, Thomas Rhett, Confederate Railroad
Labels:
Andy Griffith,
boxing,
Confederate Railroad,
George Jones,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Feb 10, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, George Jones, Carrie Underwood
Labels:
Bernie Sanders,
Carrie Underwood,
George Jones,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Rambo,
Satire
Jan 15, 2020
Drinkin' With The Possum
Labels:
George Jones,
memes,
Satire
Jan 2, 2020
Avengers Endgame Country Reaction Gifs
I wish I could get rid of snap beats like this
"My friend says country music means the music of America"
When your woman left you, but you can still get drunk and listen to Jones about it
When Ryan Seacrest calls Sam Hunt a country singer to millions of viewers
Luke Bryan says he's either the savior of country or he ruined it. How right is he?
"Will you go see Kane Brown and Chris Lane with me?"
Me, not quite in shape for 2020 concert season
Mitchell Tenpenny sucks!!
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