10. Pork rinds wrapped in paper towels
9. Candy, but with one of these flyers in each handful:
8. Jagermeister airplane bottles filled with watered down cough syrup
7.
6. Individual Marlboro Reds
5. Meth for kids (Rock candy in baggies)
4. Fireball Jello shots
3. Strip club coupons
2. CDR of their
hick-hop mixtape
1. (In most cases, nothing, because they don't have trick or treating in prison)