Showing posts with label Wheeler Walker Jr.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wheeler Walker Jr.. Show all posts
May 25, 2016
May 10, 2016
If You Want a Bad Boy...
NSFW. Whoops! Too late.
Apr 22, 2016
Potty Mouth Speaks Truth
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Dierks Bentley,
Flatliner,
memes,
Satire,
Wheeler Walker Jr.
Which Suburban White Country Singer Are You?
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Gary Levox,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Old Dominion,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Wheeler Walker Jr.
Apr 21, 2016
Apr 8, 2016
Little Known Facts: April '16
The average Kane Brown fan is 14, female and has horrible taste in music.
Shooter Jennings decided to release Countach after
it was rejected as the soundtrack to Pixels.
Jason Aldean submitted his own fact to Farce but it was too racist to post.
Dan + Shay were disappointed to recently discover that Five Guys was just a restaurant.
Thanks to his performance in "I Saw The Light," Tom Hiddleston has been
offered a position at the Hank Williams Museum, as a cashier.
Wheeler Walker Jr had to miss the ACM Awards due to it being
on a Sunday and interfering with him going to church.
Jason Aldean's fact will be posted in the comments section
of an upcoming We Hate Pop Country Facebook post.
The iTunes deluxe version of the new Sturgill Simpson album
contains a cover of the Teletubbies theme song.
The 'K' in 'Known' keeps Florida Georgia Line fans from ever
finding "facts" posted here about the duo.
Posting anything related to Donald Trump causes higher than normal traffic to visit farcethemusic.com
Brantley Gilbert is Roman Reigns' favorite live act.
Jason Isbell was the second choice for Brian Johnson's AC/DC replacement.
One of the requirements to work at Farce The Music is a complete lack of shame.
Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump
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All of these by Jeremy Harris
Feb 18, 2016
Country TwitterWIN: February 2016
can I start a gofundme for someone to walk right up to Luke Bryan and punch him right in his stupid annoying face— kayla (@kayhaby) February 16, 2016
#GRAMMYs Luke Bryan singing Lionel Richie makes my penis an inny.— Cake Bowen (@NotJakeOwen) February 16, 2016
We need less Luke Bryan and more Chris Stapleton— Keegan (@RealColSanders) February 17, 2016
yasss chris stapleton! the only country music on my phone. lol. dude's a soul singer. #GRAMMYs— tameka marnaye. (@TamekaJonesSTL) February 16, 2016
Chris Stapleton >>>>>> Sam Hunt. By a million Nissan Maxima car lengths. #Grammys2016— John Buccigross (@Buccigross) February 16, 2016
Sam Hunt makes Smashmouth look like the Beatles. #GRAMMYs— Wheeler Walker, Jr. (@WheelerWalkerJr) February 16, 2016
You know what would be awesome? If everyone spent a week listening to a new record before publishing reviews. Mandatory waiting period.— Jody Rosen (@jodyrosen) February 12, 2016
Stop Kane Brown 2016— Hunter Hutchinson (@HunterHutch) January 26, 2016
Cheering for either Ben Roethlisberger or Pacman Jones is like deciding between going to a Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan concert.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) January 10, 2016
If you think Honda Ridgelines are real trucks you also probably think Sam Hunt is real country music— Hunter Knapp (@hunter_knapp1) February 8, 2016
.@ACMAwards I see I was shut out of this year's nominations. Can you tell me if kickboxing skills were even taken into account?— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) February 2, 2016
Family reunions are often first dates for Brantley Gilbert fans.#NoBro— John Wayne Twitty (@JohnWayneTwitty) February 9, 2016
lucas said if i hadn't been in the van with him, he'd a thought it was a— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) January 31, 2016
silver alert. smart ass kid's out of will. https://t.co/kieXqJ4b4I
Build a buff snowman in Nashville today & give it a five o'clock shadow & a grey tshirt, it'll be signed to a record contract in minutes.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 23, 2016
I worked with an Amish guy today and even he knows Florida Georgia Line sucks.— Christian Frey (@CrissChinFrey) January 1, 2016
Dec 30, 2015
2 Last Memes for 2015: Rollin' Coal & Sam Hunt/Luke Bryan
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Rolling Coal,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Trucks,
Wheeler Walker Jr.
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