Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 5

Stoner? Probably. Beast? Definitely.

Large. Does the same thing over and over but still very popular.

Loves playing the heel. Very talented. Will talk shit at a moment’s notice.

Awesome. Takes up for herself. Most people don’t know who she is yet, but they will.

Tall. Annoyingly positive to the point of ‘go away’ heat.* Old.

Awesomely talented, but not as ‘over’** as they should be.

Not very good at anything, but always seems to be hanging around.

*Go away heat - when fans are legitimately not entertained and want the performer to stop it.

**Over - generating a large reaction from the fans.

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #57

Me trying not to be condescending to a Walker Hayes fan

What is "Pancho and Lefty" about?

What do you think of Warren Zeiders?

You said you'd go to the next local country concert with me, right? Kane Brown is coming, you're in right?

When yet another round of Turnpike tickets are going on sale but...

When you're getting the damn folk band back together!

When you take off Friday 'sick' but remember Cody Jinks is playing in town that night

14 beers in at the Firewater festival, telling your friends you love them

I'm not the hero, who will always save the day

Don't always wear the white hat, don't always know the way

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs: Christmas Edition

When Santa comes through with a vintage Travis Tritt muscle shirt

When your friend starts playing "Hard Candy Christmas" at the Christmas party

When the neighbor kid's rolling coal and cranking FGL in his Christmas present

When you keep asking Santa for that Hank Sr. box set that's out of print

Billy Strings fans on Christmas Eve

When somebody tweets that they're sad Walker Hayes' new album isn't out yet so they can get it for Christmas

If there was a Christmas remix of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Well excuse me but I think you've got my chair

My present to people who call me a liberal for making fun of Jason Aldean 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #55

 I told you once you... I'm the best that's ever been

Me after listening to Clay Walker's latest album

Ticket resellers talking to each other about the Turnpike Red Rocks show

When you score two rare Jones albums at the flea market

When your friend says Morgan Wallen is the savior of country

What was LeAnne Rimes first hit?

When you're in a store and "The Christmas Shoes" starts

When you stop enjoying your favorite singer because he or she has different political beliefs than you

Me whenever I hear a few seconds of Dan + Shay

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #54

Still better than listening to Dan + Shay

If most of the singers on the country chart were standing around me in a circle

"George Strait is an overrated pretty boy" 

When somebody says you're crazy if you don't like Morgan Wallen

♫ Long live the little man, God bless the little man ♫

A casual fan when Tyler Childers doesn't play the one song they know at the concert

When your ex boyfriend won't give back your Paycheck albums

When somebody finds out the Applebee's commercial is a real song

Untrue Facts: Johnny Cash, George Jones, Travis Tritt, Conway Twitty

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #53

When somebody tries to tell me how good Arlo McKinley is

There's probably a Dan + Shay joke in here, but I won't go there

When your southern rock band is trying to look fake tough

"How does going to see Luke Bryan with me sound?"

When your friend moved, but he still has your Waylon vinyl he borrowed

Do you ever feel bad for talking so much shit about Florida-Georgia Line?

When somebody says Thomas Rhett redeemed himself with "Country Again"

Trying to stay humble while somebody talks about my good taste in music