Dec 15, 2013

Cruise Parody - "Booze"

On the 1-year anniversary of "Cruise" hitting number one, here's a parody put together by 10-Pound Hammer (Bobby at Roughstock) and myself. If the words are a bit tough to discern thanks to the ample auto-tune, the lyrics are below!



"Booze"

To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 1
Yeah, when I first heard you on my radio station
It heralded the start of an idiotic invasion
Thought, "Oh good Lord, a stupid jam for the summer,
Because that's what we need to make radio dumber"

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To the kings of country, that's a winner
Though you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 2
If he's nineteen and buzzin' with a head full of nothin'
And drinkin' and drivin with his speakers a-bumpin'
And headed to the field in his pickup, you know
Then singin' 'bout him will make a lot of dough

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze

VERSE 3

When that winter cold starts to retreat
It's time to crank up those hip hop beats, yeah
Just turn it up, play it all night
No one's gonna whine if you mention shine
And girls in bikinis and fire light.

It'll climb the charts, sell big at Walmart
Make sure to thank the Lord, no one cares 'bout art

Man, you sure got the brain in my head numbin'
I sure wish I'd thought of this instead

CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, come on!
To get your song on, you gotta sing about  the girls and trucks and booze
Yeah, those girls and trucks and booze

Sunday Mornin' Music: Wanda Jackson

Dec 13, 2013

YouTube Gems: Ha Ha Tonka's New Video

From their remarkable album, Lessons, here's Ha Ha Tonka with the new video for "Dead to the World." RIYL: The Devil Makes Three, Wilco, Arcade Fire, The Lumineers.

Merry Christmas from Batman


Luke Bryan Fan eCards: Dec. '13

These are actual unedited comments from Luke Bryan fans on YouTube.





Dec 12, 2013

New Video: Leann Rimes

With her cover of Buddy & Julie Miller's "Gasoline and Matches," here's Leann Rimes (with Rob Thomas).



Ready Set Roll! (Honest Ad)


I'm Sorry, This Exists: December 2013 Edition

Great for office meetings and church trips.
Oh, and could you not have run spellcheck???

Tim McGraw, American Badass T-shirt

Is that racist?

"Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not?"
(for your classy aunt)

A perfect gift for the feminist in your life!

Jason Aldean "1994" Lyric Poster


Does it come with a vomit rag?

In case your "Branson 2006" ornament
doesn't trash up your tree enough.

This photo of Stone Cold Steve Austin meeting the guys from
Florida-Georgia Line and NOT ADMINISTERING A STUNNER TO EACH!

Whatever the hell this is.

Waylon Jennings' Beard Necklace …a bargain at only $350!!
Is this sanctioned by the estate, Shooter????

Hmm, this is pretty freaking awesome. So… you're welcome, this exists.
And I want this.

Yeah, these are actually cool too. 2Pac slippers!

Dec 11, 2013

New Video: Holly Williams - The Highway



Country Christmas Album Warning Labels






FTM's Christmas Parody Song Playlist

FTM Holiday Song Parody Playlist*:

David Allan Coe- I'm Dreaming of a White White Christmas

Kacey Musgraves feat Ashley Monroe and Willie Nelson- The Christmas Bong

Florida-Georgia Line- Doin' it for the HoHoHos

Scotty McCreery - The Howdy Doody Christmas

Gary Levox- I'm Getting Stuffing for Christmas

Taylor Swift - Santa Looked a Lot Like Scott Borchetta

Kenny Chesney-  All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Man

Justin Moore - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas

Colt Ford ft T-Pain- Rufus the Remix Reindeer

Jason Aldean - Oh Come All Ye Unfaithful

Luke Bryan- Rockin' Around in Skinny Jeans



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-Concept and most of the titles by Robert Groves @fiveoletsgo
*These songs do not actually exist.

Dec 9, 2013

Feel Bad for You Mixtape: December '13


From that music-loving bunch of bloggers, writers, artists and misfits, here comes the latest edition of the FBFY mixtape. This edition includes winning contributions like Jason Isbell, Professor Longhair, Josh Ritter, Parliament and more! Stream below or download/comment here.

Misheard Lyrics: Luke Bryan



Monday Morning Memes: Dallas Davidson, Christmas, Bob Wills, etc.

 


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