When you're deep into a second jar and Bob Wills comes on the jukebox
When they tell you to put some drive in your country
When you overhear somebody saying Morgan Wallen is a better singer than Chris Stapleton
Lightnin' started flashin', thunder started clashin'
If you think Sam Hunt is country you must be
When somebody starts playing some Mickey Gilley on the piano
When she's gonna show you what little girls are made of
Why do you keep making jokes about Kane Brown getting lost?