Farce the Music: Colt Ford

May 6, 2013

In The Year 2030 #9

Florida-Georgia Line reunion plans go awry when Autotuner

won't agree to the financial terms of the new contract

Taylor Swift has a "Cougar" ankle tattoo and still dates 20-something celebrities

Garth Brooks' Branson Rodeo shuts down for three months after

Brooks breaks a hip dismounting from his "flight" cables

Curb Records sues Tim McGraw for the 124th time

Luke Bryan's skin tight jeans are now worn pulled up over his belly button

Brantley Gilbert and Jana Kramer celebrate their 17th year of marriage.

Haha, just kidding... Brantley files for divorce from his sixth wife, stripper Lucy Andrews.

Hunter Hayes, still unable to grow a full beard, named CMA Artist of the Decade

Chris Brown's third country album, Sometimes Love Hits You Like That, certified double platinum

Charlie Worsham arrested in Las Vegas for solicitation of a prostitute,

threatening an officer, and possession of 12 grams of crack cocaine

Colt Ford gets sick and tired of people in the bar yelling out requests.

Unfortunately, he's the bartender and must fulfill their orders or lose his job

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, FGL, T-Pain, etc.

*Please see disclaimer in upper right hand corner below header.

Apr 20, 2013

YouTube Junk: David Richt (featuring Colt Ford)

Did you ever think you'd see a collaboration in which Colt Ford was the far more talented participant? Thanks Georgia! And thanks to Taylor Smith for bringing this to my attention.

Note: I command you to watch all of it.

Jan 3, 2013

The 2012 average wage of a Brantley Gilbert fan is $9,078.
Hank Jr fan - $16,231 but would've been much higher with a republican in the White House.
Kid Rock fan - NA (No filings recorded with the IRS.)
Avett Brothers - $0 due to all being stay at home moms

Plans for a life size Justin Moore action figure were scrapped by Hasbro when the only prototype was dropped down a heating vent.

Even without music Gary Levox would be wealthy due to him selling his chocolate fountain design to Golden Corral.

An Australian newscaster once asked Jamey Johnson what a honky tonk badonkadonk was. Anyone that has information on the whereabouts of the reporter, please contact the Sydney Police Department.

Colt Ford controls the market price of all poultry in the USA based solely on his appetite.

Due to his preferred choice of pants, Luke Bryan's penis is six inches wide but only 1/16 of an inch thick.

Brantley Gilbert spent over $42,000 on removal of misspelled tattoos in 2012 alone.

The guys in Florida-Georgia Line were actually born in Delaware and Rhode Island, respectively.

Scott Borchetta's hair care routine consists of a regular professional wash and conditioning (the latter in the blood of a half dozen puppies).

Bucky Covington writed dis fakt purseonly.

*Thanks to Jeremy Harris for most of these.

Dec 20, 2012

Memes Memes Memes: Aldean, Ford, Moore, more...

Here are some guest submissions I asked for in a "contest" of sorts on Facebook and Twitter. The first place winner, who gets 2 CDs from my review stash, is Andrew who sent the Aldean meme. The second place winner, who gets 1 CD from the review stash, is Anna, with the "Georgia" meme. Thanks for all the submissions!