Top 10 Ways Hick-Hop Fans Are Saving Money During This Inflation

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10. Citrus Drop instead of Mountain Dew for the baby’s bottle

9. Generic illegal prescription pills

8. Only going mudding four times a month

7. Turning their underwear inside out after a couple days for a few more days of wear

6. Building up tolerance to taste of unleaded so they can syphon more

5. Making their own t-shirts at home

4. Stealing mufflers AND catalytic converters

3. Just letting the herpes fester; it ain’t going away anyway

2. Cutting their meth with 10% more baking soda

(it’s good for your teeth!)

1. Leaving Cousin Grandpa in jail this time instead of bailing him out

What's Your Hick-Hop Birthstone?

 

Top 10 Potential Names for New Hick-Hop Acts

10. Plenty of Felonz

9. Porter Swaggoner

8. Dem Konfedurissy Boyz

7. Travis Trill

6. Stormfront Husslaz

5. Incel Muddaz

4. Girth Brukz

3. The David Duke Boyz

2. Johnny Trash and the Men in White

1. Some Guys Who Got Fired from Kwik Lube for Selling Pills

Awesome New Hick-Hop Festival Announced!

Samuel L. Jackson Country Reaction Gifs

When you introduce your friend to Tyler Childers' music...

What do you think about FGL using religious

terms and concepts in their songs lately?

Do you think Jason Isbell has any chance of

winning a CMA award?

When your friend only listens to mainstream country radio

Should I listen to Kelsea Ballerini?

How can I tell if I'm looking at Mikel Knight?

Waiiiitttt... did you.. nah. Did you really

just say Miranda Lambert is a has been?

When this party starts playing Jawga Boyz

Parody Album Covers: Hick-Hop Still Exists Edition

Country TwitterFAIL: October 2015

*first three fails were sent in by @ebenezerstooge1

Billboard Country Chart - 1 Year From Now

Country TwitterFAIL: July '13