Country Twitter FAILS: July '22

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I blurred this guy because he has good taste, even if he can't spell

The Walker Hayes Effect

Still More Monday Memes: Kane Brown, Walker Hayes, Merle Haggard

More Monday Memes: Walker Hayes, Zach Bryan, Country Radio

Woman Wearing Soggy Bottom Boys T-Shirt Can’t Even Name 3 of Their Songs

Supposed traditional country music fan and Soggy Bottom Boys t-shirt owner Kelly Landry revealed herself to be a complete poser when tasked with naming 3 of their songs on Thursday. 

“I seen her wearing that shirt up to the PetSmart and I just blew her cover,” laughed real country music fan Carl Outlaw. “She proved herself a complete fraud.” 

Outlaw said that he approached Landry on the dog food aisle and graciously complimented her on her choice of apparel. After a short conversation about the trio’s musicianship and songwriting, (which Landry said she assumed was tongue in cheek) Outlaw began to sense her ignorance and went in for the kill.

“All she could name was ‘Man of Constant Sorrow’ which everybody on earth who isn’t a dumbass Luke Bryan fan knows,” said Outlaw. “I was embarrassed for her and said she ought not wear that shirt in public being no more of a fan than that.” 

“It’s not a real band,” said an exasperated Landry. “Does he want me to name songs the fictional group performed in the movie O Brother Where Art Thou? I’m not even sure what he was getting at besides trying to prove some kind of batshit crazy country authenticity.”

When faced with Landry’s accusation that he, in fact, was the one posturing, Outlaw replied: “Look, I don’t even know what that means, but I will stand up for real country music any time I get the chance. She’s the one on pot, or whatever.” 

Ms. Landry quickly ended the conversation with an abrupt “Bless your heart,” and as she walked away, Outlaw yelled “Go listen to Walker Brown or Kane McGraw, you f***ing fake ass! Bet you don’t even listen to Dusty Chandler!”

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #61

Somebody here that I can't see

Jason Aldean arguing with Jason Aldean in the mirror

Hey Kane Brown fans

Your review of Walker Hayes' "Y'all Life," sir?

When Warren Zeiders plays a festival with Turnpike, Cody Jinks, etc.

Facebook followers when I talk shit about Morgan Wallen

If you don't listen to 49 Winchester

The FGL merch booth around 11:15 pm

Going to a country festival for the first time in months and smelling that sweat, mud, fried meats, beer, and weed smoke

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Walker Hayes, Hank Sr.

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A Father Son Moment

Nicolas Cage Country Reaction Gifs

When somebody says "You like country. Have you heard of that Cody Jinks fella? He's pretty good."

How much would someone have to pay you to go to a Kane Brown, Luke Bryan, Thomas Rhett, Mitchell Tenpenny, Walker Hayes concert?

Listens to Kaitlin Butts once

Why do you play all them sad songs?

Who went and hurt you so badly?

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from goi...

naw, I'm insane too

Get in losers. We're going to see the Pine Box Boys.

When Turnpike sold out, but a buddy can get you in through a utility tunnel

Waking up tomorrow to new music from Arlo McKinley, Willi Carlisle, Tami Neilson, and Nick Dittmeier

Hearing that new Walker Hayes song

Hearing any Walker Hayes song, pretty much

Ridiculous AI Generated Country Music Images

Dall-E (mini) is an artificial intelligence that creates images from text. People have obviously been using it for making the most absurd images they can think of... like Donald Duck rapping, Shrek at the Last Supper, and other tomfoolery. Here are some country ones. (this is the lazy content you get during the summer doldrums)

This one sent by Cody Gentry