Mar 29, 2022
Mar 17, 2022
Top 10 Traits for Getting a Country Record Deal 2022
10. A built in audience of TikTok fans you duped into thinking you were talented
9. A gym membership
8. Generic, character-free male country voice
7. Willingness to be an opening act forever (females)
6. Willingness to be a headliner with your own bus right out of the gate (males)
5. Ability to politely say nothing with many words, when asked about a serious topic in an interview
4. Strong knowledge of hair care techniques, including advanced shampoo and condition, heat protection, volumizer, mousse, and shine serum
3. Have large or new family and only talk about them ever and nothing else
2. Musical inspirations must include at least 3 of the following: 21 Pilots, John Mayer, Lil Wayne, Drake, Ariana Grande, Sugar Ray, Kanye, Keith Urban, Imagine Dragons, Taylor Swift (pop era).
1. Be boring as dry dog shit
Mar 3, 2022
Andy Griffith Show Country Reaction Gifs 2
Feb 10, 2022
Reginald Spears vs. FGL, Bobby Bones, Warren Zeiders, etc.
Feb 3, 2022
Jan 28, 2022
Jan 27, 2022
Country Twitter Fails: January '22
(The Ernest song is good tho) |
This one's from Facebook, but had to include it. Yep, I'm taking a shot at the writers too. |