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Archives: Brad Paisley Parody: "Arkansas Saturday Night"
ORIGINALLY POSTED JAN 21, 2010
Brad Paisley Parody
Arkansas Saturday Night
(Parody of Brad Paisley's "American Saturday Night")
She's got burnt umber Walmart flip-flops on the cooler on her trailer porch
Listenin' to "Small Town USA" by her man Justin Moore
She's half a pack into those Newport Lights, and she's on her fifth beer
Watching her 6 kids in the yard, with curlers still in her hair
And it's a dog lick, mo'skeeter bites
Truck on blocks in the moonlight
(Whoo ooh ooh boy)
Just another Arkansas Saturday night
There's a big crystal meth bust down on the southern side
It was old man Joe Baker and his teenage bride
Half the trailer park's gathered round drinkin' and watchin' the perty lights
It's like they're all hopin' to show up on Cops
And young Mrs. Baker just pulled up her top
Yeah, it's a bunch of hicks, mo'skeeter bites
Yeehawin' in the moonlight
(Whoo ooh ooh boy)
Just another Arkansas Saturday night
You know everywhere has somethin' they're known for
Although usually it's not tick bite sores
Randy Joe's first cousin just gave him a French kiss
I bet he's gonna have to deal with a jealous sis'
(Geetar solo)
You know everywhere has somethin' they're known for
Although usually it's not VD and screen doors
Little Rock and Fayetteville have a lot of false pride
Sooeeeeyyy Pig...
(It's Saturday Night!)
And it's gravel pits, domestic fights
A place called Hope in the moonlight
(Whoo ooh ooh boy)
Just another Arkansas, thank God I'm not in Arkansas
For just another Arkansas Saturday night
Mar 9, 2018
A Classless Lyric Parody of Bebe Rexha/FGL's "Meant to Be"
When I'll Pee
(Parody of Bebe Rexha/FGL "Meant to Be")
Bebe? Are you people on crack?
Put your shady lips on my ass
I change the station real fast, when "Meant to Be" shows on my dash
So now the ACMs is where she'll be?
That's just a waste of time
So the bathroom is where you'll find me, when FGL steps in my sight
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
I don't mean to be so uptight
But there's a whole lot of country women
who deserve that moment in the spotlight
I ain't gon' lie, ain't gon' lie
Cause I'm sick of the fake stuff, that pop grind and bump
Hey, keep it country
And I don't even care if she's beautiful
Don't matter to me
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
It's not alright with me, right with me
Pop on a country show
It's not alright with me, right with me
Bebe's song is when I'll pee
Hit the bathroom
Then grab a snack
If Kane Brown's on
Maybe I won't come back
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Mar 8, 2018
Ace Ventura Country Reaction Gifs
Average mainstream country executive giving an interview
This, but for your ears when you hear
a Walker Hayes song
Doesn't matter what car you drive.
If Waylon's playing, you're cool.
If Dallas Moore is playing downtown...
"Genres don't matter anymore, but I can call
this country music if I want to..."
If "Sangria Wine" comes on at the party
Just scored Cody Jinks tickets
Almost as creepy as Old Dominion
Mar 7, 2018
New Video / Daddy Issues / "High St."
From one of my favorite rock albums of 2017, Deep Dream. RIYL: Bully, Weezer, Veruca Salt, Smashing Pumpkins.
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