Jun 21, 2018
Jun 20, 2018
Summer Sux
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Summer
New Video / Shooter Jennings / "Rhinestone Eyes"
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New Videos,
Shooter Jennings
Kane Brown is Choosy
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Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Waylon Jennings
Jun 19, 2018
New Video / Fantastic Negrito / "The Duffler"
From his new album Please Don't Be Dead. RIYL: Jack White, Black Joe Lewis, Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats.
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Fantastic Negrito,
New Videos
Forgot About J
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire
Top 10 Biggest Jerks in Folk Music
Some would imagine that the quaint, earnest folk music scene would not be as likely to contain divas and d-bags as the more mainstream genres of music. They'd be wrong. Here are some of the genre's most egregious offenders.
10. Joni Mitchell
Has said Counting Crows cover of "Big Yellow Taxi" is far better than her original.
Before retiring from touring, only played Rascal Flatts songs over the monitors before shows.
9. Hozier
Refuses to play "Take Me to Church" in concert.
Blocks anyone who complains about it on social media.
8. Tracy Chapman
Refuses to play "Fast Car" in concert.
Only plays "Give Me One Reason" 'in the style of Post Malone.'
7. Bon Iver
Won't apologize for being the godfather of modern hipsterism.
Drives a jacked up Hummer with a Salt Life sticker on the back.
6. Wesley Schultz (The Lumineers)
Constantly rails on millennials despite being one.
Uber driver on the side; car smells like sweaty leather.
Makes fake business cards with different names but his phone number to drop in those "win free lunch" fishbowls.
5. Skyler Skjelset (Fleet Foxes)
Writes shitty pop-country under the pen name Chris DeStefano.
Listens to hick-hop albums loudly on the tour bus.
Slaps people with a fencing glove if they misspell his last name.
4. Damien Rice
Speaks in an unintelligibly thick Irish accent at meet and greets so fans will move along quickly.
Next album will be entirely dirge-style Neil Diamond covers.
Tour rider calls for only "mass-produced light American lagers" to piss off his band.
3. Emmylou Harris
Thought Gram Parsons was a "pretentious dickhead hack" but he paid well.
Litters.
At shows, she has any fans wearing tennis shoes violently removed and humiliated.
2. Scott Avett (The Avett Brothers)
Wears sweat pants to strip clubs.
Drives with his brights on in fog.
Lays five dollars on the table at restaurants and takes one away for every slight error the server makes.
Leaves his spit cup in the cup-holder at the movie theater.
1. Father John Misty
Oh wait… this list is supposed to be satirical.
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*this is, of course, fake news*
Why A Seinfeld Reference?
Labels:
Brandon Lay,
gifs,
parody ads,
Seinfeld
Jun 18, 2018
New Video / John Moreland / "Slow Down Easy"
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John Moreland,
New Videos
Solving the Mystery!
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mainstream country,
memes,
Satire,
Scooby Doo
Live Review / Kelly Willis / Annapolis, MD
by Scott Colvin
Over the years, I’ve been to a handful of Sunday matinee shows at Annapolis’ Ram’s Head on Stage and one thing I’ve learned is that many touring artists are not used to being “on” for a 1 pm performance. Don’t get me wrong, Cracker, Rhett Miller, Robyn Hitchcock, and Lydia Loveless nailed their respective performances, but all joked in their own ways about not being used to playing so early in the day (kudos to Loveless at her show opening for Cracker as she was battling the flu).
That said, country vet Kelly Willis and her terrific band didn’t seem phased at all during their stellar early afternoon performance on Sunday June 10 where fans were more likely imbibing on bloodies and screwdrivers instead of the venue’s fine selection of their own microbrews (I was definitely in the screwdriver mood on this particular day). Yeah…
Willis, touring for her wildly regarded Back Being Blue (her first solo album in 11 years) made the most of her 90 minutes on stage focusing primarily on songs from the new platter and 1999’s What I Deserve, all the while peppering in songs from her nearly 30 years in music.
The title track from her new album, “Back Being Blue” kicked off the show. It was a perfect start to highlight her aching vocals that has clearly charmed FTM Grand Poohbah Trailer, who has already publicly stated it’s one of his favorite songs of 2018.
Willis immediately threw out a “bone” to older fans with an Easy track, the honky-tonkin’ rumbler “If I Left You” which featured killer guitar licks from guitarist/pedal steel guru Geoff Queen who spent the night seamlessly switching between electric guitar and pedal steel while adding subtle harmonies. Queen’s harmonies would come into play a few songs later during “What The Heart Doesn’t Know,” a song Willis admitted was her attempt at writing a 50s “country girl duo” song which she not only accomplished but added about her harmonist “Geoff does a good job being my back-up girl” which got a good laugh from the crowd.
Throughout her career Willis has had the good fortune to write with or perform songs from some of the finest writers in country music. She featured many in her set this afternoon including the title track to What I Deserve (Gary Louris of the Jayhawks), “Wrapped,” and “Not Forgotten You” by her husband Bruce Robison, “Sweet Sundown” by Damon Bramblett, “Find Another Fool” by Marcia Ball, and “Get Real” by John Leventhal.
One of the funnier moments of the performance was during the introduction of the country rocker/revenge song “Take It All Out On You” which was written by her first husband Mas Palermo and current husband Bruce Robison (who at the time of the song’s inception was on “a break” with Kelly at the time). She’s told the story many times over the years while touring with Robison and it still gets a good laugh as she explains that it’s the “song that qualifies me to be a country singer.”
Willis closed out her set with the last song off her new album, “Don’t Step Away,” which had boots a-tappin’…well her boots for sure…as most in the crowd were sporting flip-flops or sandals on a balmy spring day in our pleasant drinking town with a sailing problem.
Willis and her band triumphantly returned to the stage moments later to play What I Deserve’s “Cradle of Love” and the old-school rocker “Whatever The Wind Blows” by the legendary Marshall Crenshaw.
Kelly Willis is one of country music’s finest artists who sadly gets overlooked. She’s not glossy, stylish, or pandering to the masses. She’s the epitome of class with a sweet temperament that wows audiences with every achingly beautiful, twangy, bittersweet vocal. Her songs can elate as much as they can rip your heart out. And you should openly and freely let them do both when experiencing her music, whether it be in a live setting or listening to her records at home, because they are simply good for one’s soul.
Editor's note: You'll never get an unbiased review outta this guy. :)
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Kane Brown, Old Dominion
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Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Old Dominion,
Satire
Jun 17, 2018
Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week
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Gary Levox
Sunday Mornin' Music / Nitty Gritty Dirt Band & Alison Krauss
Jun 16, 2018
Saturday Night Music / Ryan Culwell / "Can You Hear Me"
From his forthcoming album The Last American.
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Ryan Culwell,
Saturday Night Music
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