Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #93

Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song

Pop-country songwriter to his publisher: "You'll never believe what I wrote about this time. It's gonna change country music!"

When you go to an Americana festival and there are no broccoli haired dudes saying bruh while killing High Noons

"Kane Brown, could you please stop trying to unsave country music?"

The 3 times a year John Moreland logs onto Instagram

New Vandoliers album tomorrow!

Me listening to Turnpike while doomscrolling the apocalypse

Steve: "Hey Rock, you heard of this Cody Jinks fella?"

Rock: "The Rock knew about him way before you"

Steve:

Me: Posts pretty tame meme joking about Morgan Wallen

His fans:

Spotify board meeting

He did not know he could not fly

So he did

When I tell you trap beats don't belong in country songs

When a b*tch won't stop talking during the Jesse Daniel concert, even though you asked her politely

Superman Country Reaction Gifs

Gavin Adcock fans when somebody pulls out a book near them

When somebody says they love Morgan Wallen's song "Cover Me Up"

When Wallen meets Tucker Wetmore

When the folk band finally gets tired of you yelling for them to play "Puff the Magic Dragon"

Me reading 90% of the country music stories on Facebook

When your girl says your music is too boring and sad and maybe you should listen to some Bailey Zimmerman or something

Glass of Johnnie Walker Red with no one to take you home

When she can name more unreleased Tyler Childers songs that you

After accidentally hearing 10 seconds of that new Kane Brown song

When a country singer has a single opinion that could be construed as left-leaning

When a Jason Aldean fan sees satire online

Karate Kid Country Reaction Gifs

When someone gets on the wrong side of Chris Knight

My wife when I skip all the catchy songs just to listen to the most somber, dreary shit on the record

When your mom doesn't abuse you but she does make you listen to Dan + Shay in the car with her

20 year old Jason Aldean fan celebrating:

Quick, name a Ty Herndon song

When I see a Twitter follower finally getting into Lucero after I talked them up all these years

As Robert says

"What do you mean you haven't heard more than 30 seconds of Morgan Wallen's new album?"

When she hears about your massive collection of depressing dudes from Appalachia singing about despair on vinyl

Catching one actual country song on the radio be like:

The most successful hick-hop fan getting job training

If somebody's jabbering away about stupid shit while you're trying to listen to Arlo McKinley sing his heart out on stage

And a tip for Morgan Wallen fans

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #92

Me leaving the venue when the merch stand was out of those koozies I like

When your friend who’s never heard Billy Strings comes with you to a Billy Strings concert and complains about a 5 minute long song 

Me listening to the Ernest/Snoop Dogg song, expecting the worst 

When a Whiskey Riff reader sees a black or female country singer in the preview image

When the line boss with the flattop, he’s a fool

That one recently divorced middle aged woman in the aisle of the back row at every Chris Stapleton concert 

When someone asks if I like country music without specifying the exact subgenre

When your friend wonders why you aren’t more into Zach Bryan

I wish Jason Aldean would hold this up at his next concert

Morgan Wallen when he sees a chair

Bleu Edmondson new music tomorrow 

Smoke Smoke Smoke

A Minecraft Movie Country Reaction Gifs

When the American Music Awards say Dan + Shay, Post Malone, and Beyonce are the best country music has to offer

Walking down Broadway in Nashville as bachelorettes fall off pedal taverns drunk, bands play hip hop country songs, and bros catcall chicks from the top of a Morgan Wallen bar

Why are you listening to so much Townes Van Zandt lately?

When the AAA guy who changed your tire has Turnpike playing in his truck

If they sing about trucks and beer, it means they’re country

When a drunk man in a cowboy hat takes you by surprise 

When mom makes you to go to the Kane Brown concert with your cousin 

Brest Best showing his approval 

What you do to the bathroom after a weekend of tacos and firewater at Laurel Cove 

When country rap fans call their girlfriend

Every time I see Gavin Adcock

Joey Moi in the studio making every Morgan Wallen song sound the same with slightly different lyrics