Showing posts with label Dallas Davidson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dallas Davidson. Show all posts
Oct 9, 2013
Dallas Davidson Feminism
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Blake Shelton,
Dallas Davidson,
feminism,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Trace Adkins
Oct 4, 2013
Country eCards Oct. '13: Dallas Davidson, sexism, etc.
Oct 1, 2013
Sep 24, 2013
Dallas Davidson Says 2
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Dallas Davidson,
Dallas Davidson Says,
memes
Sep 23, 2013
Dallas Davidson Says...
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Dallas Davidson,
Dallas Davidson Says,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Zac Brown
Sep 4, 2013
Top 10 Things Dallas Davidson Thinks Are Cool
10. An upstairs neighbor playing Godsmack really loud at 12:30 on a Sunday night
09. Bombing Syria
08. Erectile dysfunction
07. Moob sweat at an important meeting
06. Getting logged out of Netflix and forgetting the log-in info
during an "Orange is the New Black" binge
05. Stepping in dog shit, barefoot
04. When Walt poisoned that kid on Breaking Bad
03. Slightly overweight people taking all the scooters for handicapped people at Walmart
02. Alex Rodriguez
01. Unflushed poo in public toilets
*Dallas Davidson is the cowriter of "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk," "That's My Kinda Night," "Boys Round Here,"
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" and various other piece-of-shit "country" songs that have added to the
destruction of the mainstream segment of the genre.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Dallas Davidson,
Godsmack,
Luke Bryan,
Top Ten Lists,
Trace Adkins
Aug 15, 2013
Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist Reviews: Luke Bryan - That's My Kinda Night
(click to listen)
Proverbs 18:15 ESV
An intelligent heart acquires knowledge, and the ear of the wise seeks knowledge.
It looks like the writers and singer of this impossibly stupid song failed to study their Proverbs. Instead, they delight in being dummies. They rejoice in jackassery. They exalt idiocy. If one wishes to witness the results of the American educational system, they need only turn the radio to a country or "hip hoppin'" station. There, the buffoonery and feeble-mindedness of the general populace is on full display for your incredulous ear.
And now we have the point at which these two bastions of bone-headedness come together! Yes Christians, the country folk and their urban brothers are finally setting aside their differences and smashing the musical genres of Blake Shelton and "Snoopy Dogg" together into some un-Godly mess of slang and lapsed morals. When two dummies collaborate, you can't expect anything enlightening to come of it. Mercy upon those who enjoy this travesty!
This Luke Bryan song speaks of hottie country girls and beer and tailgates. At one point, Mr. Bryan even asks his female companion to hand him a beer while they are still in his "big black jacked up truck." This is not only against the Lord's will and against the law, it is in direct conflict with furtherance of the human species. Natural selection, I believe they call this? Unfortunately, Darwin seems to be wrong yet again because people just keep getting stupider and stupider.
Proverbs 1:5 ESV
Let the wise hear and increase in learning, and the one who understands obtain guidance.
Luke Bryan and the writers of this song seem to prove the old saying that "a fool despises wisdom." Fans of this song are allowed to operate motor vehicles and vote. If that doesn't make you turn to God, I don't know what will.
Folks, any song that celebrates that lusty pervert Conway Twitty can't be any good for the soul. This one is also detrimental to the mind. Stay far from this if you value your earthly virtues and expect eternal rest. And for you low-information music fans who live only to see Mr. Bryan "twork" his backside in jeans a man should never wear and sing drivel such as this….. Hell awaits.
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Aug 14, 2013
If Dallas Davidson Had Written These Americana Classics
If Dallas Davidson Had Written________
Steve Earle - Copperhead Road
Well my name's Brantley Gallimore
Standin' in the line at the grocery store
The only fake ID we've got is mine
So I'm buying' five jars of Kroger Moonshine
Lyle Lovett - If I Had a Boat
If I had a boat
I'd fill it up with hotties
And if I had a jet ski
I'd ride around my boat
And we could party all night
Shake it for me, hotties
Me upon my jet ski round my boat
Ryan Adams - Come Pick Me Up
I wish I could
Come pick you up
In my truck
Buzz you up
Crank Nickelback
See all my friends
They're all full of beer
There's no lines in your tan
Let's skinny-dip
I wish you would
Lucinda Williams - Car Wheels on a Gravel Road
Chillin' in a pasture outside of Macon
Jay-Z is rappin' on the radio
Smell of bonfire, dip and Jager
Truck wheels on a gravel road
Gram Parsons - Return of the Grievous Angel
Won't you rock my world little country girl
And ride with me out of town
Check out these sweet deer tracks I got at the tattoo parlor
And then pull your cut-off jeans on down
Aug 9, 2013
Co-Writers to Crappiness of Song Ratio?
I realize this argument only works in a vacuum, so take this graphic with a grain of salt.
Many classic songs were written by 2-3 people and on the flip side,
"Achy Breaky Heart" was written by Don Von Tress alone.
"Achy Breaky Heart" was written by Don Von Tress alone.
Still….
Aug 5, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: T-Pain, Dallas Davidson, More Trucks
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Conway Twitty,
Dallas Davidson,
Hank Sr.,
Jeremy Harris,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
T-Pain,
Trucks
Aug 2, 2013
Sackpunch #16: Dallas Davidson
Dallas Davidson Deserves a Sackpunch
I'm not going to bother writing much of anything about this dude. However, I believe, as much as a songwriter can, Dallas Davidson has done nearly irreversible damage to the genre of country music on the mainstream level. Some other writers have been a part of some truly awful songs, but Dallas' track record is a tote board full of douche-ocity, truck fetishism and misogyny. For that, he deserves one of the most painful and physically damaging sackpunches FTM has ever issued. If you need some proof, look no further than the following videos & songs. He wrote or co-wrote all of them.
And not one to rest on his laurels, Dallas has now provided us with what may be the worst country song of all time:
Get ready, DD.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Colt Ford,
Dallas Davidson,
Luke Bryan,
Sackpunch,
Trace Adkins,
Tyler Farr
Aug 1, 2013
Luke Bryan - That's My Kinda Night: Honest Radio Promo Ad
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Dallas Davidson,
Honest Ads,
Luke Bryan
Apr 5, 2013
The Peach Pickers say...
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Ben Hayslip,
Dallas Davidson,
hick hop,
memes,
Rhett Akins,
The Peach Pickers
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