Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Apr 27, 2020
More More Monday Memes: Willie, George Strait
Labels:
Bill Clinton,
Coronavirus,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Apr 23, 2020
We Can't Have Nice Things
Labels:
George Strait,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
Apr 21, 2020
Coronavirus Parody Album Covers: Strait, Willie, Merle, Tritt, etc.
Apr 17, 2020
George Strait is a Big Fraud, Says Ignorant Man
“He’s a joke! People call him the King,” said Reed Bartholomew about country legend George Strait. “King of what? Pretty boys who suck!”
Bartholomew, a self-described hardcore country fan, contacted us to broadcast his feelings that Strait is overrated and a detriment to the history of country music. His points are passionate but a bit misguided.
“For one thing,” began the moron, “he’s skinny and handsome and well-dressed… real country singers are grungy and haggard like Johnny Paycheck …and Haggard.” Appearances, including good hygiene, lucky genetics, and healthfulness have little to do with the authenticity of music but go on, Barth.
“Also, he’s always singing about horses and cowboys, but I bet he’s never even roped a steer… damn stage-boots-wearin’ poser.” said Bartholomew of Strait, who grew up on and also runs a ranch, holds a degree in agriculture, and once competed in the Pro Rodeo Cowboys Association in team-roping.
“Why should we look up to a pretty fake cowboy when there’s men and women in camo standing up for our freedom?” continued the idiot, unaware that Strait served in the US Army from 1971-1975 and achieved the rank of Corporal.
“He don’t even write his own songs, and that’s why I think he’s not even in the top 100 country singers of all time… he just stands on the stage and strums his guitar.” finished Bartholomew. While not known as a songwriter for most of his career, Strait has written and cowritten over 25 of his songs, particularly on his last few albums - far more than Reed Bartholomew has ever written in his life.
He’s right about the guitar though. One point to the dumbass.
Labels:
Fake News,
George Strait,
Johnny Paycheck,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Mar 31, 2020
FGL Loves Their Country?
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire
Mar 16, 2020
Who You Gonna Call?
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire
Mar 12, 2020
"Viral" Fun from Vinyl Ranch
All of these from Vinyl Ranch’s Instagram account.
I haven't quite been in the mood for illness humor yet, so I'm glad VR has.
Labels:
Dolly Parton,
George Strait,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Satire,
Tracy Lawrence,
Vinyl Ranch
Mar 9, 2020
More Monday Memes: Stock Market, Cody Jinks, George Strait
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Elizabeth Warren,
George Strait,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
SNL,
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Mar 5, 2020
Major League Country Reaction Gifs
How to get through a game when they keep playing pop country between innings
What I think of the current country top 40 chart
♫ ♬ But don't you walk to me... baby ruuuuuunnnnn ♫ ♬
"Hey, Big Machine wants to sponsor the team!"
All of Dustin Lynch's fans getting rowdy at his show
"You throw softer than a Dan + Shay song"
When you thought country radio was getting better so you turn it on, only to hear a country boy band
What do you think of the new country boy bands?
Mar 2, 2020
More Monday Memes: Brooks & Dunn, FGL, George Strait
Labels:
Bernie Sanders,
Brooks and Dunn,
Creed,
Florida Georgia Line,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire
Feb 27, 2020
Feb 20, 2020
Martin Country Reaction Gifs
When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction
When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella
When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”
Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks:
When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown
He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song
When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch
When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”
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