Showing posts with label I'm sorry this exists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm sorry this exists. Show all posts

Dec 22, 2015

Country Thongs...? (SFW)

If you're looking for a last minute terrible holiday gift for that girl, spouse, friend with benefits, woman, or progressive man in your life, look no further than Cafe Press, where you can get just about anything printed on a thong. These designs are all available with a click and some heavy duty shipping charges if you want them there by Christmas...








Oct 8, 2015

Guest Submissions: Snoop Dogg, Eric Church, Luke Bryan stuff

Meme concept from Colby Cummings

Jacob sent in this picture of a Luke Bryan branded rape whistle.
This is real. No Photoshop involved.

Troy Maturin sent in this Snoop Dogg country album cover.

Dec 17, 2014

I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2014 Edition

Here are some bizarre country (and 1 rock) music-related products, 
memorabilia and whatnot you can buy or gawk at this holiday season.

Really disgusting Luke Bryan panties

Mama failed. ("Mama Tried" thong)


Autographed baseball from renowned stars of the diamond, Rascal Flatts

Autographed Big & Rich panties.

Florida-Georgia Line prayer candles. You're going to hell if you buy these.

A vintage Aaron Tippin muscle shirt which is actually pretty awesome

A hideous personalized Brantley Gilbert shirt

Classy!

Lady A earrings for the girl or progressive fellow with three ears

A Megadeth bib for the headbanging rugrat in your life


This Scotty McCreery fried chicken ad
And... this "A Country Boy Can Survive" inspired taxidermy sculpture

Dec 12, 2013

I'm Sorry, This Exists: December 2013 Edition

Great for office meetings and church trips.
Oh, and could you not have run spellcheck???

Tim McGraw, American Badass T-shirt

Is that racist?

"Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not?"
(for your classy aunt)

A perfect gift for the feminist in your life!

Jason Aldean "1994" Lyric Poster


Does it come with a vomit rag?

In case your "Branson 2006" ornament
doesn't trash up your tree enough.

This photo of Stone Cold Steve Austin meeting the guys from
Florida-Georgia Line and NOT ADMINISTERING A STUNNER TO EACH!

Whatever the hell this is.

Waylon Jennings' Beard Necklace …a bargain at only $350!!
Is this sanctioned by the estate, Shooter????

Hmm, this is pretty freaking awesome. So… you're welcome, this exists.
And I want this.

Yeah, these are actually cool too. 2Pac slippers!

Apr 22, 2013

I'm Sorry, This Exists: April '13

Hunter Hayes Varsity Jacket

Brantley Gilbert Hair Bow

David Allan Coe drawing by convicted murderer,  Robert John Bardo

Brantley Gilbert accidentally racist car flag

Chris Brown ugg boots

This grammatically incorrect t-shirt

Gary Levox fan art
"Jesus Take the Wheel" coffee mug

Kid Rock "Feel Like Makin' Love" Condoms

This morbid Kurt Cobain "27 Club" prayer candle

Lee Brice "Hard to Love" boyshorts

Luke Bryan painted glass

Romance novel based on a James Otto song
Hunter Hayes "I want to make you feel wanted" boyshorts

Velvet Glen Campbell "printed with actual black velvet + a squirt of manly musk"
Garth Brooks thong ...friends in low places, indeed!

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