ACMs 2014: Snarky Twitter Wrap-up

2014 ACMs in a nutshell: Justin Moore won an award he wasn't eligible for, Merle Haggard was honored, Florida-Georgia Line bro-ed it up and won Best Duo, King George won Entertainer of the Year, few females performed. Also, there were lots of great comments on Twitter:

Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Strait, Justin Moore, etc.

Supposedly from Strait's official Twitter account...

2014 Country Radio Bingo!

Turn on your local Clearchannel country station and play along!

It's not a drinking game because I don't want anyone to die of alcohol poisoning.

It Was So Cold in Nashville Yesterday...

John Rich had to stay home and get plastered

158 hotties wearing cut-offs died of exposure

Luke Bryan had to pull out the skinny long-johns

Gary Levox had to have a gravy boat frozen to his tongue removed by the fire department

Wynonna turned bluish orange

Dallas Davidson wrote a song called "Ho on My Snowmobile"

Taylor Swift had to break up with boyfriends by text message

Brantley Gilbert fans had to warm themselves with meth lab burners

Justin Moore was lost in a 4" snow drift

Jamey Johnson slipped and shattered his beard

Real Outlaws (Guest Submission)

Thanks Jarrod!

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