Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Apr 28, 2023
Garth Brooks Spotted Crying in Taco Bell Drive-Thru
“It was a clean ass 87 Chevy dually, I know it was him - seen him parked at the hardware stores a loooot of times,” said Jerry French of Millersville, TN. “Trisha wasn’t with him, he was just up there ordering forever and I didn’t even notice it was him till I got annoyed and did that thing where you roll your window down, stick your head out, and kinda look in their sideview to see if they catch the hint to hurry up. Anyway, damned if it wasn't Garth Brooks and he was crying. And I don’t mean, he had a wet face - that could’ve been eyedrops you know - he was literally weeping. I don’t know why.”
“I know why,” said Taco Bell window employee Janice Lemon. “We didn’t have no quesadillas.”
Janice explained that they were out of that tangy cheese sauce they use on the chicken and steak quesadillas so they weren’t selling any more that day.
“Next he asked for a enchirito, but we stopped selling those months ago,” continued Lemon. “Started sounding like was getting in his feels or something, I ain’t got time for that.” Janice said Garth continued to call out things that were either discontinued or off the menu due to supply chain issues. “By the time he finally just settled on 5 soft tacos, he was like ugly crying, I could hear the sniffles.”
The country legend has never been known for hiding his emotions, a trait that endears him to most but puts him as the butt of jokes from others.
“He handed me some wet money to pay, and it wasn’t even raining,” said a cringing Janice Lemon. “And then he suddenly stopped crying and just stared at me with a weird viciousness in his eyes as I handed him his order and some mild sauce… I hope he gets some help, it’s just tacos.”
Apr 27, 2023
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #70
When somebody throws on some Colter Wall
When I go see Willie's Outlaw Music Festival while my friend's out of town
When you have to go back to work at the place where everybody listens to pop country
Did you say you wanted to hear some country, and then request Kane Brown? That's an oxymoron or something.
Anytime a camera shows up around
a modern outlaw country artist
Oh you payed $1000 for a concert by a drunk and he missed the show?
When my friend sees the results of my drunken tumble at the Turnpike show last night
Smoke a little smoke, drop a few elbows
"Hey Morgan, you have a show tomorrow. Think you should be renting out a bar for 3 hours tonight?"
Apr 26, 2023
Top 10 Questions People Ask Morgan Wallen Fans
By Jeremy and Trailer
10. Do you know why I pulled you over?
9. Is it necessary to duct tape over the Bud Light logo on the can?
8. Can you explain this 6 year employment gap?
7. Sir, did you pay for that?
6. I know you spent $1,200 on Wallen tickets but could you please pay your rent this week?
5. Could you please leave, ma'am? This is a library… with books. Morgan went to The Library, a bar.
4. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?
3. How do you feel about Morgan Wallen’s best song being written by a liberal?
2. Do you know about… other music?
1. Could you go pee in this cup?
Apr 25, 2023
Apr 24, 2023
Just a Bunch of People Hatin' on Morgan Wallen
Wallen missed his Oxford, MS show due to vocal problems last night (amid rumors of drunken shenanigans the previous night). Here's what people thought of that.
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| *Look, I hate Alabama too, but I wouldn't have included them on a "bad" list* |
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