If you bet against Morgan Wallen doing something else stupid in the next year,
Listening to pop-country radio till you hear a steel guitar
When you hear Luke Bryan's tour bus is parked at the truck stop
When I start explaining why a current hit isn't country
When your mom loved Shania Twain in the 90s and asks to hear her new music
Why are you a Bailey Zimmerman fan?
Now and then some kid gets bit
When your granddaughter comes over wearing a Kane Brown shirt
Ain't nothin' better when the wind cuts cold
When I catch myself playing Wallen's "Last Night" over and over in my head
