Aug 6, 2021
Aug 4, 2021
Really Dumb Country Reviews: August '21
(Real iTunes reviews)
Dan + Shay - Good Things
Morgan Wallen - Dangerous
Warren Zeiders
Cody Wolfe - "Better Without You"
Upchurch - Same Ol Same Ol
Aaron Lewis - "Am I the Only One"
Walker Hayes - "Fancy Like"
Jul 29, 2021
Rodney Dangerfield Country Reaction Gifs
Jul 22, 2021
Sanford & Son Country Reaction Gifs 2
Jul 19, 2021
Remember Where's Waldo? Well, Now There's...
Jun 28, 2021
"Country" Singer Beer Posters
I'm probably cancelled for this one |
Jun 16, 2021
Top 10 Reasons Upchurch Fans Missed His Concert
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9. Had a club meeting that night and had to get my hood cleaned; it was a whole thing
8. Biden’s fault; couldn’t afford gas to get there
7. Was busy visiting our nation’s Capital
6. Was reading Hillbilly Elegy and time got away from me
5. Had to work a double shift running the Tilt-a-Whirl
4. Currently residing in state detention facility
3. Hanging out with friends and time got away from me
2. Not possible to stay 100 feet from all the women with restraining orders against me at the same time
1. I got court
May 21, 2021
CDC Recommends Wearing 2-3 Masks at Kane Brown Concerts, Even After Pandemic
Despite relaxing or ending 13 months of Covid-19 mask mandates, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has continued one recommendation for fans of pop-country singer Kane Brown. "You can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying six feet apart, except at Kane Brown concerts,” the CDC said on Thursday.
They went on to say that the prevalence of poor hygiene and high levels of transmissible illnesses and diseases among this specific subset of music fans makes it necessary to continue pandemic era protocols for the foreseeable future. This includes wearing not only a mask, but two, and possibly three masks. 6-10 feet of social distancing is also required.
“This fan army, whose main demographic is adolescent, caucasian, rural, teenaged girls or young women and their boyfriends, exhibits much higher than normal frequencies of sexually transmissible diseases and other airborne contagions,” said Dr. Lew Dunne, of Georgia’s state CDC office. “They infrequently bathe or brush their teeth, so the masks will help with the stench as well.”
The CDC has even gone so far as to send links to a YouTube video or TikTok of the warning with the purchased digital tickets to Kane Brown concerts. “Many of them are unable to read at a middle school level and only communicate with their friends through short videos of dancing or ‘snatching a bitch’s wig’ so we created a fun and informative video that explains our recommendation with song and dance.” said Dunne. “It’s been quite effective so far.”
At press time, the CDC was recommending avoiding Upchurch concerts altogether.