Jun 4, 2014

Little Known Facts: June '14




Brantley Gilbert says the greatest inspirations for his vocal style are
Christian Bale's Batman, 60-grit sandpaper, and hemorrhoids.

Despite his religion-questioning and open-minded lyrics, Sturgill Simpson actually
attends Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist's church several times a year.

Webster's dictionary defines a one-man-band as an individual that can not
properly do one of the four things needed to be an entertainer well, so they do five things at once.

A Tijuana Mexico newspaper recently named Jerrod Niemann
"public enemy number one" due to his single "Donkey" giving donkeys a bad name.

The same night that Luke Bryan fell off the stage,
Tim McGraw fell through an air conditioner vent on stage.

The Devil has reported a 99% increase in music battle victories
in the state of Georgia over the last three years.

Randy Houser did'nt approve of this fact but he did proofread it.

Rolling Stone Country recently interviewed Tom Arnold and asked him
who his favorite country singer was. He replied "Nobody is
better than Sturgill Simpson but I can most relate with Blake Shelton."

Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert's "Something Bad" was originally
the winner of a "Write a Song Even Aerosmith Wouldn't Cut" contest in 1998.

'We Hate Pop Country' did not write this fact, but they may adapt it into a meme in the future.

Chad Kroeger of Nickleback currently has pending lawsuits against twelve
of the top 25 artists on the Billboard country charts for copyright infringement.

In a recent interview Shooter Jennings stated that he has always looked up to Little Jimmy Dickens.

In 2009 Tyler Farr caught laryngitis. He still has it.

Brantley Gilbert also caught something that year.

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Most of these by Jeremy Harris.

Jun 3, 2014

New Video: Eli Young Band - Dust

See, I don't hate all mainstream country...

The Most Obvious Brantley Gilbert Meme Ever


She Stopped Shakin' It Today


Based on this. Kinda NSFW.

"She Stopped Shakin' It Today"
(Parody of George Jones' "He Stopped Loving Her Today")

She said I'll shake it all your life
He told her I like your tan lines
As her butt would slowly grind
He sipped apple pie moonshine

He kept her picture on his dash
Of his lifted chromed-out truck
He loved him that country ass
Twerkin' to "Turn Down For What"

Got her name tatted on his leg
Barbed wire heart in red and blue 
And every time she gave him head
He would whisper I love you

I saw him at the gym today
Slamming down weights, stinking of beer
Said his girl had gone away
First time he missed callin' me queer

She stopped shakin' it today
He texted her that she's a whore
And soon he'll cry and smoke a j
She stopped shakin' it today.

[Spoken:]
Ya' know she gave him one last phone call
And she was pissed off about the crabs
Said "we're through" and he punched the wall
Buried his face in his ball cap

[Sang:]
She stopped shakin' it today
He texted her that she's a whore
And soon he'll wreck his Chevrolet
She stopped shakin' it today.

May 30, 2014

YouTube Gems: Diarrhea Planet

RIYL: Weezer, Superchunk, J. Roddy Walston and the Business.


Country Day May '14: Conway Twitty



Country Day May '14: Willie Nelson


Luke Bryan Falls Off Stage...Again (Gif)



Country Day May '14: Loretta Lynn


Country Day May '14: Ray Charles, Don Williams



Country Day May '14: Dolly Parton


Country Day May '14: Slim Whitman

This month's order of parody album covers will be short on quantity, but long on legends. 
Here's the first.


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