Feb 14, 2018

Happy Valentine's Day Forever and Ever


WWE Country Reaction Gifs 27: Braun Strowman Edition


When the country concert has a DJ


 Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks 


Trying to figure out how
Sam Hunt is country


When you tell her you got Isbell tickets


Instead of saving mainstream country,
maybe we should just... 


Probably symbolic of country radio... somehow


You should never heckle the band,
but especially not tonight...






Feb 12, 2018

New Video / Cam / "Diane"

Don't Mistreat Dogs


Go Rest High, Daryl Singletary

When you peruse the extremely short list of country singers who stayed pure and true, Daryle Singletary's name has to be high on that list. Mr. Singletary passed away this morning at the way too young age of 46. He'll definitely be missed. Despite only having a few actual big-time charting hits (though they were memorable ones), he made enough of an impression on his traditional country loving fans to continue successfully touring through the present year. And he stayed country as grits and greens to the very end.

I'm uncomfortable with some sites using a star's passing for cheap clicks, but we are a not-for-profit enterprise here.... I just wanted you to see what Daryle meant to a lot of folks, and hear how good he still was, below, singing one of his signature hits "Amen Kind of Love."














Monday Morning Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Sammy Sosa, Willie Nelson

Thanks @sooners5150



Feb 10, 2018

Saturday Night Music / John Prine & Steve Goodman / "Souvenirs"

Archives: If Sex-Related Country Songs Had Honest Titles

ORIGINALLY POSTED NOV 26, 2012

If Sex-Related Country Songs Had Honest Titles




She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (Kenny Chesney)
would be
It Doesn't Take Much to Get in her Cut-off Jeans

She Cranks My Tractor (Dustin Lynch)
would be
She Gives This Redneck an Erection

Brown Chicken Brown Cow (Trace Adkins)
would be
Farm Animals Like to Watch Us Do the Nasty

Back That Thing Up (Justin Moore)
would be
Let's Go Doggy-Style...on a Hay Bale

She Thinks His Name Was John (Reba McEntire)
would be
She Used to Spread Like Parkay

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy (Big and Rich)
would be
Heres a Bumper Sticker Slogan, Let's F**k

Big Green Tractor (Jason Aldean)
would be
My Wang is Not the Right Color


I've Already Loved You In My Mind (Conway Twitty)
would be
I Rubbed One Out in the Bathroom Before I Introduced Myself

Nothing On But the Radio (Gary Allan)
would be
These Weight Loss Commercials are Really Killing My Boner

Bob That Head (Rascal Flatts)
would be
Give Me Oral, This is How You Sonic

Something To Do With My Hands (Thomas Rhett)
would be
Oooooh, Boobies


Morning Desire (Kenny Rogers)
would be
Morning Wood

I Melt (Rascal Flatts)
would be
ugh, never mind….

Feb 9, 2018

New Video / Lindi Ortega / "The Comeback Kid"

From her forthcoming album Liberty.

Kane Brown Proclaims His Love


Sir Rosevelt / Zac Brown Honest Radio Promo Ad


4 Johnny Paycheck Parody Album Covers







Zac Brown Unveils New Rap Persona "Lil Beanie"

Zac Brown's seemingly insatiable desire to record and release music in every existing genre took its next logical step this week as he unveiled yet another side project, the mumble rap artist Lil Beanie. Signed to Zac's own Southern Ground label, Beanie (Brown himself, with fake face tattoos and a wig) is currently prepping the release of his debut single "Marching Powder." 

The song, a not even slightly veiled ode to selling copious amounts of cocaine, is a mid-tempo track that bounces along on a slick electronic beat with Beanie's sparse lyrics peppered across the composition. The chorus simply repeats "marchin' powda" 25 times, but Lil assures us this is how hip-hop is done nowadays. 

Beanie's first album, Mean Streetz of Lumpkin, is set to drop in late summer, with opening dates on the Zac Brown tour to support the record. 

"Yo, I'm just so excited to get this opportunity to open for Zac,  ya heard?" stated Mr. Beanie. "It gone be lit and I'mma give 'em my 100 every night."

Brown's other side project, Sir Rosevelt, will also play each of the ZBB dates. That act's single "Something Bout You" is going for adds at country radio despite clearly being not a country song. Whether Beanie's music will be released to country radio is "up in the air" (meaning: yes, it definitely will). 

At press time, Zac Brown had announced auditions for yet another another side project, the death metal outfit Deérguts.


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