Nov 8, 2011

I'm Sorry, This Exists 3












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Brantley Gilbert-o-Lantern





















Mickey Gilley Piano Key Nylon Jacket
THINK CHRISTMAS IS COMING!




















Taylor Swift Thong Sandals

















Conway Twitty Tribute Pistol























Phil Vassar Black "Hot Shorts"



















Uncle Kracker Diecast Stockcar






















Outlaw Country Ain't Dead Eric Church Shirt




Scotty McCreery Demotivational

















Thanks Ten Pound Hammer!

Nov 7, 2011

Photoshop Disaster?

While doing some new covers for Country Day: November tonight, I caught what was probably a near-Photoshop Disaster. Check out this single cover for Alan Jackson's "Long Way to Go."




















You may not notice anything odd at first glance, but look closely. And then check this out: http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-580346-green-margarita-pleasure.php?st=4fbc13b

It's not a big deal that they used stock photography for the cover. Everybody does that. What was almost a big deal, I'm betting, is that they let this early version of the cover out with the iStockphoto watermark still partially visible. This is likely the rough design the graphic designer did before getting approval to purchase the stock photo. Apparently it almost went out on the market like this, but I checked around and iTunes and Amazon have the correct versions. The one above is from Taste of Country and I saw the same version on a couple of other review sites. Somebody almost lost a job over that, or got a big ass-chewing.

New Justin Bieber Album Cover Revealed!






















Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week







Nov 4, 2011

YouTube Gems: The Damn Quails - So So Long

Because I will not rest until at least 10 of my readers buy their album, here's The Damn Quails (again!) with "So So Long" from possibly my favorite album of the year, Down the Hatch. It's freaking awesome. Would I lie to you?

YouTube Gems: Drew Kennedy "Vapor Trails"

From his new album released this week (go buy it and the novel!!!), Fresh Water in the Salton Sea, here's Drew Kennedy with "Vapor Trails."

YouTube Gems: Alabama Shakes

Whoa. This band is going to be huge. Garage rock and soul combine in the best ways possible here. RIYL: The Black Keys, Otis Redding, The Black Crowes, Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings. Their EP is available here.

Nov 3, 2011

Detroit Rocks

...And this is why.

Justin Moore says: Take 2

Justin Moore says...

The Uh-Oh Manifesto

There has been a disturbance in the force. It has nothing to do with Rascal Flatts joining the Opry or Kenny Loggins singing at the CMAs. It's all my fault this time.


I knew this day was coming. Every time I pushed that little 2 GB drive into my computer, it fit a little more loosely. Every now and then a doc file on it would corrupt for no apparent reason. Sometimes I'd get warnings that the drive couldn't be accessed. Still I persisted. Oh, I backed it up every now and then… like once a year. Well, it's been several months now since that worn black flash drive has been backed up. And yesterday it happened.


The Official Farce the Music Flash Drive® has died. And with it, hundreds of Photoshopped album covers, several satirical lyrics, archives for months of old posts, some free fonts, a few ideas for a new masthead/logo (I'm getting sick of the one you see above), some charts and graphs, the remaining 3 songwriting tips from John Rich, the remaining 15 or so Songs Illustrated, my fodder folder - which housed dozens and dozens of potential album cover farces…. all gone.


There were times last year when I thought if this day ever came, Farce the Music would have to end. I mean, it probably should. I barely have the time to do this. I work, I commute farther than I should have to, I have a wife and kids… and Farce the Music is just a hobby, right? I don't make any money off this. Also, I was burned out. I mean, how many ways can you say Jason Aldean sucks, go listen to Shaver you loser, and keep it interesting and fresh?


2011, however, has been a fantastic and reinvigorating year for Farce the Music. Blog hits have grown steadily (nowhere near the half a million hit heights of my buddy Rita's site, mind you), Reginald Spears was a viral smash, and I continuously receive emails and Tweets of appreciation for what I do at FTM. That helps a ton. Also, my creative spark has burned a little hotter this year, bringing me new ideas for features and posts. I've been enjoying it again, and I hope you have too.


With the onslaught of evil forces massing at the gates, now's not the time to back down. Hunter Hayes is sharpening the tips of his frosted hair and Brantley Gilbert has already put his shoulder against the door, while potential saviors like Jamey Johnson have been summarily tossed aside by radio and awards shows. This fight still needs fighting. Covers need farcing! Lyrics need parodying! Douchbags need sackpunching! And Larry Lee's not happy either!


We're not going anywhere.


That said, …there's been a disturbance in the force. What that means for you, the faithful or first-time reader, is that things may be a little slower than usual while the storehouse gets refilled. I have no sense or system of organization, so album covers I've made fun of before may get Photoshopped again. Jokes may be repeated (hopefully not, they were bad enough the first time). November's Country Day may be shorter than usual. Bear with us. If you should take a notion, you can even send in your own covers, music jokes or reviews and I may post them. (see the addresses at the upper right)


Thanks for being a subscriber/visitor/lover/hater of Farce the Music. We lost a huge chunk of material yesterday, but hopefully this will just be an opportunity for a fresh start rather than a stumbling block. Stay tuned…

More Famous Album Covers - Bleeding Cowboys














Nov 1, 2011

Justin Moore says...



Colt Ford Nude Photo Leaked

In the wake of the controversy over the 'leak' of a supposed nude photo of Taylor Swift, another country music star has seen his good name sullied with the release of this shocking photograph. Is this actually Colt Ford, or is someone just going to great lengths for website hits? You be the judge.


















Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week







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