Farce the Music: Darius Rucker

Jul 22, 2013

Little Known Facts: July '13

By Jeremy Harris

Recently, Justin Moore was detained for 5 hours at a Chuck E. Cheese's while

management searched for an adult with a matching hand stamp.

Tasteofcountry.com offers neither taste, nor country as the name would imply it should.

Darius Rucker was originally scheduled to be on the cover of the current Rolling Stone magazine but was removed due to his version of "Wagon Wheel" being so polarizing.

MySpace is being relaunched so there can be one social media site

without a Shooter/Trigger feud.

The part of Stephen in Django Unchained was originally written for Robert Earl Reed.

Taylor Swift's grandmother makes annoying surprised faces when she wins at bingo.

If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all. Therefore, there will not

be a Blackjack Billy Little Known Fact this month.

Plans for a Dallas Moore talking doll were scrapped when designers

realized the manufacturing cost would be too high due to the amount of memory required

to hold all of the catchphrases Dallas uses daily.

If Brantley Gilbert could read he would hate this website.

Baby this a fact and it be written by Florida Georgia Line.

Jun 11, 2013

While Darius Rucker did not write "Wagon Wheel," he did help produce "Chinese Democracy" for Guns N' Roses.

Joe Diffie and Ronnie Dunn are recruiting a third member to join their new hick-hop outfit, Middle Aged and Cray Cray.

Make sure you check inside your Pepsi cans this summer. One lucky person will open a can with a life size Justin Moore cutout placed inside.

Colt Ford has never eaten the bones at Kentucky Fried Chicken but has swallowed an entire bucket of chicken twice.

If Blake Shelton's voice had the same inflection as his brain, he'd sing like Ben Stein.

Both members of Florida-Georgia Line thought Nelly was the chick from Little House on the Prairie before their "Cruise" remix, and they were still okay with it.

16-year-old girls love Jason Aldean and Jason Aldean loves (The remainder of this Little Known Fact has been deleted based on advice obtained from Trailer's lawyer)

Gary Levox puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. He requires a hydraulic hoist but still does one leg at a time.

Pistol Annies' rumored break-up is being blamed on Ashley and Angeleena coming to the realization that Miranda actually talked them into singing backup on "Boys Round Here."

Billy Currington doesn't know the meaning of moderation. Seriously, he doesn't know the meaning of the word.

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Thanks to (?) Jeremy Harris for most of these.