Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Jan 17, 2020
Dustin Lynch's Heroes
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Dustin Lynch,
Garth Brooks,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire,
wrestling
Jan 13, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Hank Sr., Sammy Kershaw, Turnpike Troubadours
Labels:
George Strait,
Hank Sr.,
memes,
Sammy Kershaw,
Satire,
Turnpike Troubadours,
Zac Brown Band
Dec 10, 2019
What Your Favorite Album of 2019 Says About You
Lizzo - Cuz I Love You
You started listening to this so your daughter would think you’re cool. She does not.
Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road
You can talk for hours on end without ever saying anything of importance. You go to church just so you look cute on Instagram once a week.
Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Your mom started listening to Lizzo so you’d think she’s cool. You don’t, but mostly because she won’t let you have blue hair or date a 23 year old.
Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
You’re at the age that you know what yuppies felt like in the 90s. You drive a Volvo.
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
You don’t get drunk on the weekends as much anymore, but only because the hangovers really hurt in your mid-30s. You’ve had non-physical fights with your significant other so loud that the police were called …more than once.
George Strait - Honky-Tonk Time Machine
Country radio is not for you, but you don’t care if other people like it. You iron your jeans and only have one tattoo you got in the Navy.
Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Country radio is not for you, and f*ck anybody who likes it. You’re still wearing the same jeans from Saturday and have at least two skull tattoos.
Mitchell Tenpenny - Telling All My Secrets
You don’t know what year it is and have the shittiest taste in music possible.
Koe Wetzel - Harold Saul High
You have a jacked up truck with exhaust stacks, fight with your girlfriend in public, and are drunk right now. But you still think you’re better than those douchebags who listen to Florida-Georgia Line.
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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there will probably be another edition.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Dec 3, 2019
Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 2
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Most definitely had a mullet
Had a mullet
Nov 18, 2019
More Monday Mornings Memes: George Strait, Johnny Cash, Kane Brown
Labels:
George Strait,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
Kermit,
memes,
Pure Country,
Satire
Nov 15, 2019
Borrowed Memes: Dwight, Strait, Garth
Labels:
Borrowed Humor,
Dwight Yoakam,
Garth Brooks,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire,
Vinyl Ranch
Oct 11, 2019
Yeah It's Usually Packed Here on Friday Nights
Labels:
George Strait,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Sep 12, 2019
Titanic Country Reaction Gifs
When he says he's going to Cody Jinks with his friends and not taking you
How long since you've heard a country song on country radio?
When Jack's been listening to Kane Brown
What's it like to listen to the new Jason Aldean song?
When your mother says new country is better because her era was all twangy and sad.
She's cranking up "Huntin', Fishin', and Lovin' Every Day" but
When Stapleton then Strait or Reba play in a row on the CMA Awards and you feel like the king of the world, but
there's a Florida-Georgia Line iceberg on the way
There's some kind of metaphor for country radio here
Aug 23, 2019
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