The Golden Girls: Country Reaction Gifs

When your new boss says "If you like country,

you must really love Sam Hunt like I do!"

New Cody Jinks song out tomorrow 

Your bar doesn't have a jukebox with a country song?

By the time an artist has slowly leaked out album details one little hint or puzzle piece at a time.

How we could have prevented the popularity of hick-hop

If you were at a pool party where they only played Florida-Georgia Line, what would you do?

Does the country chart make you sad?

When your friend says she's dating someone who loves Kane Brown.

Eatin' With the Country Stars

And of course...

This is the kind of hard-hitting content you get in summer when music news is scarce. 

Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, FGL, The Simpsons

Sam Hunt Can See You

Sam Hunt Fan eCards: Oh My! Edition

These are actual YouTube comments from Sam Hunt fans. 

Parental guidance strongly advised.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Country Reaction Gifs

If you speak ill of Waylon Jennings in my house

When you crank Blackberry Smoke up to full volume

Don't come up in Uncle Phil's house talking bout

Kane Brown is the new George Strait

You a country fan, huh? Like Bebe Rexha?

When you keep imagining an Uncle Tupelo reunion

After you tell your uncle some of Wheeler Walker Jr.'s song titles 

When you're talking about country music and a Sam Hunt fan tries to get in the conversation

When your dad used to listen to Rascal Flatts in the car

Americana music 2016-2018

The Crud Report: June 2018

That Just Ain't Right

Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, NBA, Tyler Childers, etc.

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: June '18

A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-30) overall which is 20 point decrease(!!) from January (the last time we did this chart), and the lowest score since we started doing these ratings. That ends the previous upward trend of the chart with an absolute nosedive in quality. Though it's true that winter singles usually have deeper subject matter while summer singles lean towards shallow, party-ready music, this is bad no matter how you look at it. The best song on the chart is far and away Blake Shelton's "I Lived It." The worst is uh… I'll just pick one of the -4 rated songs at random… let's go with Sam Hunt's "Downtown's Dead." And yet again, there are only 2 solo female performers represented here. It's hard to be optimistic given this precipitous drop-off. Let's hope for better next time. 

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Sesame Street Country Reaction Gifs

Trying to think of a good Sam Hunt song...

Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, Russell Dickerson, Mitchell Tenpenny, FGL, Old Dominion, Sam Hunt, Kelsea Ballerini.

How many of those acts suck?

When you listen to thirty seconds of Backstreet Boy AJ McLean's "country" song...

Why do you like hick-hop, Oscar?

Walker Hayes drops by Sesame Street

Something you'll rarely say while listening to modern country radio

Luke Bryan's last single was pretty decent.

Is the new one good?

Hell naw we can't listen to Juice Newton, Big Bird.

Johnny Cash is Judging You, CMT

Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Lori McKenna, Sam Hunt