Showing posts with label Taylor Swift. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taylor Swift. Show all posts
Aug 30, 2018
Honest Billboard Country Airplay Chart: August '18
Aug 15, 2018
6 New Ryan Adams Parody Album Covers
Labels:
Bryan Adams,
Green Day,
Parody Album Covers,
Ryan Adams,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
May 31, 2018
Feb 8, 2018
Dec 6, 2017
Strait BS
Labels:
"satire",
Bebe Rexha,
Bobby Bones,
George Strait,
memes,
Taylor Swift
Nov 10, 2017
Honest Taylor Swift Reputation Track List
Labels:
Calvin Harris,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire,
Taylor Swift,
Track List
Aug 29, 2017
If Luke Bryan Had Written Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do."
"Look What Y'all Made Me Do"
(2017 FTM Parodies)
I don't like your mean ol' games
Don't like your memes and names
I'm real and y'all just play
Ain't called for, naw, I don't like y'all
I don't like your silly lines
The joke you tell each time
About these jeans of mine
Isn't cool, no, I don't like y'all (naw!)
But I got older, I got bolder, look how hard I try
Bro, I rose up from the truck bed, to shake my behind
I've got a list of names in crayon and underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, yep!
Aw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
I don't like what you call country
Cause I was once the king
I think Sturgill Simpson stinks
And who the hell is Cody Jinks? (what?)
People say I'm too old for these songs for college hotties
But I hold on, I hold on, All I think about is parties
And all my songs get spins, so one thing's for sure
My chandeliers shine even if my music bores
Yeah I got older, I got bolder, look how hard I try
Bro, I rose up from the truck bed, to shake my behind
I've got a list of names in crayon and underlined
I check it once, then I check it twice, yep!
Aw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me
Y'all just jealous haters and I'm living your dreams
(Look what y'all made me do)
(Look what y'all made me do)
(Look what y'all just made me do)
(Look what y'all made me do)
"I'm sorry, the old Luther can't come to the phone right now."
"Why?"
"Oh, 'cause he's mad!"
Ooh, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Ooh, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me
Hell naw, look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Look what y'all just made me do
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
lyric parody,
parody,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Aug 28, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: John Anderson, Luke Bryan, Taylor Swift
Labels:
John Anderson,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Aug 2, 2017
Little Known Facts Returns!
Sam Hunt celebrated his longest reigning Billboard Hot Country song of all time with a goblet of Perrier garnished with kiwi and a new pair of wide cropped trousers
Taylor Swift has been pondering a return to country music, but feels that the current scene is "too pop" for her
I wonder if mentioning that Upchurch guy or Luke Combs gets people to visit this site? Only one way to find out....
Bucky Covington is currently in the studio working on his new album*
*in the food truck grilling some brats
Former AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson is expected to release a country album in 2018 titled 'For Those About To Mud (We'll Drink a Cold One To That)'
Martina McBride once bet Reba a single's royalty payments she could kill a bottle of Rumple Minze in 30 seconds. That's how she paid for the indoor shooting range in her house.
Upon further investigation, Cody Jinks may be the devil
The Nashville zoo once went on lockdown due to a gorilla escape until they realized it was just Dylan Scott
Every 6-8 months I google 'Colt Ford' to make sure he's still alive so I can write facts about him and not seem like too much of an ass
Kyle Park is derivative, obsequious, facile, and parochial. For you Texas music fans, that means he's no different from mainstream country
Tyler Childers has become so famous that the Taco Bell in Louisa, Kentucky cleaned their bathroom in his honor
Kelsea Ballerini is as cute as a button and twice the singer
FTM was gonna start a @BedazzledLukeBryan Twitter account but all our planned posts just looked like Luke Bryan's
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by Trailer and Jeremy Harris
May 26, 2017
Country Stars React to the Nuclear Apocalypse
On Wednesday evening, North Korea launched an ICBM tipped with a nuclear warhead toward Hawaii. The missile fell into the Pacific Ocean and detonated relatively harmlessly. However, the US launched a return strike, decimating Pyongyang and several military centers of North Korea.
In retaliation for the unilateral action, China torpedoed a US destroyer in the South China Sea, setting off a vicious sea battle won decisively by the United States. In Beijing, a rogue official hacked into the nuclear launch systems and fired two ICBM's toward Los Angeles, which exploded just off the coast, killing thousands. The US immediately fired a return volley from ballistic missile submarines off the coast of Japan.
Within hours, more than one billion human beings had perished in a fiery hell, before a cease fire was agreed upon by several of the few remaining naval officers of the Chinese and US fleets. A cold, sooty darkness fell over the earth and suffering became the rule instead of the exception.
As hospitals and morgues struggled to keep up with the glut of dying and dead, and power grids and servers across the country began to blink out for the final time, we wondered what today's hottest country music stars and media personalities were saying on social media! Here's what was on their minds!
In retaliation for the unilateral action, China torpedoed a US destroyer in the South China Sea, setting off a vicious sea battle won decisively by the United States. In Beijing, a rogue official hacked into the nuclear launch systems and fired two ICBM's toward Los Angeles, which exploded just off the coast, killing thousands. The US immediately fired a return volley from ballistic missile submarines off the coast of Japan.
Within hours, more than one billion human beings had perished in a fiery hell, before a cease fire was agreed upon by several of the few remaining naval officers of the Chinese and US fleets. A cold, sooty darkness fell over the earth and suffering became the rule instead of the exception.
As hospitals and morgues struggled to keep up with the glut of dying and dead, and power grids and servers across the country began to blink out for the final time, we wondered what today's hottest country music stars and media personalities were saying on social media! Here's what was on their minds!
Feb 2, 2017
Damn Sam, TMI
Labels:
Body Like a Back Road,
gifs,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Dec 30, 2016
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