Showing posts with label Upchurch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Upchurch. Show all posts
Sep 9, 2021
Book the Worst Concert Ever
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Dan + Shay,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
Keith Urban,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett,
Upchurch
Aug 19, 2021
Top 10 Things Morgan Wallen Fans are Also Fans Of
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10. Cutting across three lanes on the interstate in their Carolina squatted pickup truck so they don’t miss their exit for the vape shop
9. Business in front, party in the back
8. Complaining about the health dangers of wearing a mask while vaping and downing their 6th White Claw
7. Saying that word around their friends and cutting their eyes at the mixed race guy to see if he’s mad
6. Screaming profanities at their boyfriend in his Carolina squatted pickup truck in the parking lot beside Sonic on Friday nights
5. Calling people who don’t like Morgan’s music libtards
4. “Collecting” copper wiring
3. Hunting out of season
2. Acting indignant that rappers can say that word even though that’s all they’ve been listening to in their Carolina squatted pickup truck
1. Pretending they were Morgan Wallen fans before February 2021
Labels:
Carolina Squat,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire,
Top 10 Lists,
Trucks,
Upchurch
Aug 13, 2021
MORE Fall Plans vs Delta Variant Country Memes
Labels:
Covid,
George Jones,
Hank Jr.,
Kane Brown,
Mark Chesnutt,
memes,
Satire,
Upchurch
Aug 12, 2021
Loki Country Reaction Gifs
You want to hear country or western?
Does that "fancy like Applebees" song ever get stuck in your head?
How would you describe Sam Hunt's musical style?
When the 2:50 mark of Yola's "Stand for Myself" hits
When your friend says "Yeah, I love all this Americana stuff but Luke Bryan really isn't that bad."
Stuck in the Dollar General line with a boyfriend country station playing overhead
Looking at the country chart and seeing not that many women and not that much country.
Why don't you listen to Upchurch?
Labels:
Country Reaction Gifs,
Loki,
Luke Bryan,
MCU,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Upchurch,
Walker Hayes,
Yola
Aug 6, 2021
Aug 4, 2021
Really Dumb Country Reviews: August '21
(Real iTunes reviews)
Dan + Shay - Good Things
Morgan Wallen - Dangerous
Warren Zeiders
Cody Wolfe - "Better Without You"
Upchurch - Same Ol Same Ol
Aaron Lewis - "Am I the Only One"
Walker Hayes - "Fancy Like"
Jul 29, 2021
Rodney Dangerfield Country Reaction Gifs
You mean you don't like Dan + Shay's new song?
When Farce has been promoting good new 'real' country for years and somebody on our Facebook page makes that tired comment that country music is dead
♫ This is how we roooo ooo oooo ooolll ♫
When your daughter brings her boyfriend to meet you and he's wearing an Upchurch t-shirt
How you can tell I've been listening to The Steel Woods' latest album
When I hear "fancy like Applebees" for the thousandth time today on TikTok
When the station says they play all the best country and then play Kane Brown
When an Olympian says he listens to "old country" like Florida-Georgia Line
Trying to figure out how if Americana is what country used to be and country is what pop used to be and pop is what hip-hop used to be, then what is hip-hop now?
Jul 22, 2021
Sanford & Son Country Reaction Gifs 2
One of the few trucks that doesn't have a bro-country song about it
When she says she's leaving you if you don't stop making fun of her for being a Kane Brown fan
When you get filled with the gospel of Paul Cauthen
Luke Combs on his deathbed
♫ A bad liver and a broken heart ♫
Boy turn that channel off CMT before I put these across yo lips
When there's Upchurch fans in the neighborhood
Drew Kennedy after he sold out and started writing for mainstream country*
Describe the first time you heard a Florida-Georgia Line song
*I kid. You know I love ya DK.
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