Showing posts with label parody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parody. Show all posts
Mar 10, 2014
New Brantley Gilbert Album Cover Revealed - Just As I Am
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Just As I Am,
parody,
Photocrap
Mar 7, 2014
Honest Radio Promo Ad: King Douche (Chase Rice)
Labels:
Chase Rice,
douchebag,
Honest Ads,
King Douche,
parody,
Ready Set Roll
New Luke Bryan Spring Break EP Cover Revealed!
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
parody,
Photocrap
Mar 6, 2014
Country Bumper Stickers March '14: Chase Rice, BG, etc.
Feb 20, 2014
Country Day Parody Covers Feb. '14 Part 3: Conway, DAC, Granger Smith, etc.
Country Day Parody Covers Feb. '14 Part 2: Jerrod Niemann, Miranda Lambert, etc.
Labels:
Country Day,
Dallas Smith,
Jerrod Niemann,
Miranda Lambert,
parody,
Photocrap,
Rockie Lynne
Country Day Parody Covers Feb. '14 Part 1: Nickel Creek, Ronnie Dunn, etc.
Labels:
Country Day,
Mikel Knight,
Nickel Creek,
parody,
Photocrap,
Ronnie Dunn
Jan 22, 2014
Lyric Parody: Zac Brown Band - Sweet Annie
"Sweet Fanny"
(Parody of ZBB's "Sweet Annie")
(As sung by a bro-country songwriter)
I been drinkin' Lite
And leaning against this fender
Pretty girls and brain dead bros seem to be my line of work
Believe me when I say, I impressed by all your splendor
This man might be too old for you, but baby turn around
Sweet fanny
Can I stare at you a while
Then I'll write a song that's vile when we part,
Sweetheart I live life like a fraternity
And you've got just what I like
And with every song I write
I push misogyny
Sweet fanny
Sweet fanny
Don't know how you're so round and tight
But those Daisy Dukes and your college glutes are just what I prefer
Your big and bodacious bootay, sugar shakes when you bend over
Dance around, to fake country sounds, please don't think I'm a perv
Sweet fanny
Can I stare at you a while
Then I'll write a song that's vile when we part,
Sweetheart I live life like a fraternity
And you've got just what I like
And with every song I write
I push misogyny
Sweet fanny
Sweet fanny
Oh what a sight
There ain't too much fat in 'em
This'll go platinum
A plaque in my den
To tell the truth, my thoughts don't run much deeper
Did you just call me a creeper?
No please don't call the cops again
Sweet fanny
Can I stare at you a while
Then I'll write a song that's vile when we part,
Sweetheart I live life like a fraternity
And you've got just what I like
And with every song I write
I push misogyny
Sweet fanny
Sweet fanny
Labels:
bro-country,
Dallas Davidson,
parody,
Satire,
Zac Brown Band
Jan 10, 2014
Honest Logo (iHeartRadio)
Labels:
Clearchannel,
iHeartRadio,
parody
Jan 9, 2014
Customers Who Bought Brantley's New Single Also Bought______
Labels:
BG Nation,
Brantley Gilbert,
parody,
Satire
Dec 19, 2013
A Christmas Lyric from Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson (NSFW)
I Won't Be Homo for Christmas
©2013 FTM Lyrics
I'm dreamin' tonight of the straight kind of love
Not of men, I mean come on dudes
And although I know it's hip to "brokeback"
I promise you
I won't be homo for Christmas
You can't reach around me
Please have boobs and sweet, sweet poon
If you want this Christmas tree
Christmas Eve will find me
Where vagina's seen
I won't be homo for Christmas
Do not be deceived
Christmas Eve will find me
Far from fruity queens
I won't be homo for Christmas
Not even in my dreams
Okay, maybe just in my dreams
_________________
This trashy parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" is not reflective of anyone at FTM's personal beliefs in any regards to the Phil Robertson/A&E controversy. It's just satirical and topical...
Labels:
Christmas,
Duck Dynasty,
parody,
Phil Robertson,
Satire
Least Essential Country Albums: Dec. '13
Labels:
Colt Ford,
John Mayer,
Least Essential,
Luke Bryan,
parody,
Photocrap,
Shooter Jennings,
Taylor Swift,
Trucks
Dec 15, 2013
Cruise Parody - "Booze"
On the 1-year anniversary of "Cruise" hitting number one, here's a parody put together by 10-Pound Hammer (Bobby at Roughstock) and myself. If the words are a bit tough to discern thanks to the ample auto-tune, the lyrics are below!
"Booze"
"Booze"
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
VERSE 1
Yeah, when I first heard you on my radio station
Because that's what we need to make radio dumber"
CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To the kings of country, that's a winner
Though you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
VERSE 2
If he's nineteen and buzzin' with a head full of nothin'
And drinkin' and drivin with his speakers a-bumpin'
And headed to the field in his pickup, you know
Then singin' 'bout him will make a lot of dough
CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
VERSE 3
When that winter cold starts to retreat
It's time to crank up those hip hop beats, yeah
Just turn it up, play it all night
No one's gonna whine if you mention shine
And girls in bikinis and fire light.
It'll climb the charts, sell big at Walmart
Make sure to thank the Lord, no one cares 'bout art
Man, you sure got the brain in my head numbin'
I sure wish I'd thought of this instead
CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, come on!
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
Yeah, those girls and trucks and booze
VERSE 1
Yeah, when I first heard you on my radio station
It heralded the start of an idiotic invasion
Thought, "Oh good Lord, a stupid jam for the summer,Because that's what we need to make radio dumber"
CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To the kings of country, that's a winner
Though you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
VERSE 2
If he's nineteen and buzzin' with a head full of nothin'
And drinkin' and drivin with his speakers a-bumpin'
And headed to the field in his pickup, you know
Then singin' 'bout him will make a lot of dough
CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, yeah
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
VERSE 3
When that winter cold starts to retreat
Just turn it up, play it all night
No one's gonna whine if you mention shine
And girls in bikinis and fire light.
It'll climb the charts, sell big at Walmart
Man, you sure got the brain in my head numbin'
CHORUS
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
To really knock 'em out, sing praise to the South and make a bold shout out or two
As if you sing country, that's a winner
No, you sound like Def Leppard mixed with Skynyrd, come on!
To get your song on, you gotta sing about the girls and trucks and booze
Yeah, those girls and trucks and booze
Labels:
Cruise,
Florida Georgia Line,
parody,
Ten Pound Hammer
Dec 11, 2013
FTM's Christmas Parody Song Playlist
FTM Holiday Song Parody Playlist*:
David Allan Coe- I'm Dreaming of a White White Christmas
Kacey Musgraves feat Ashley Monroe and Willie Nelson- The Christmas Bong
Florida-Georgia Line- Doin' it for the HoHoHos
Scotty McCreery - The Howdy Doody Christmas
Gary Levox- I'm Getting Stuffing for Christmas
Taylor Swift - Santa Looked a Lot Like Scott Borchetta
Kenny Chesney- All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Man
Justin Moore - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Colt Ford ft T-Pain- Rufus the Remix Reindeer
Jason Aldean - Oh Come All Ye Unfaithful
Luke Bryan- Rockin' Around in Skinny Jeans
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-Concept and most of the titles by Robert Groves @fiveoletsgo
*These songs do not actually exist.
Dec 3, 2013
Live on NBC This Thursday Night!
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
parody,
Photocrap,
Satire
Nov 21, 2013
Blackjack Billy - Get Some (Honest Ad)
Labels:
Blackjack Billy,
Honest Ads,
parody,
Satire,
trolling
Nov 20, 2013
Nov 6, 2013
If Dallas Davidson Had Written These Classics
FTM ponders what these classic rock, R&B and country songs would have sounded like if Dallas Davidson or any of his compadres had written them...
Heartbreaker (Led Zeppelin)
Shake so good got me in a bind, tripping on wallet chains
You're fillin' that bikini top, glistening by the fire
Sugar shaker, your tan lines glow, come take your Levi's off
Love that moneymaker
American Pie
So hey girl, Miss American Pie
Drove my Raptor to the pasture, drinkin' cherry moonshine
And us good old boys were crankin' Jay-Z on up
Singing this'll be the night I get some, this'll be the night I get some
He Stopped Loving Her Today
She stopped shakin' it today
He took her pic off his dashboard
And soon he'll wreck his Chevrolet
She stopped shakin' it today
When Doves Cry
Touch if you will my tattoo
Sweet-ass new tribal design
You've got the watermelon lipstick
Don't make me beg you
Country boys got pride
Hey Jude
Hey Chad, don't spill my beer
Crank a Hank song just like a baller
Remember to find a chick at the bar
Then you can start to give a holler
Thunder Road
And the truck door slams, Mary's sundress sways
Like a vision, she scoots across that bench seat
As the radio plays, Toby Keith singing "Who's Your Daddy"
Hey let me rub on your big fatty
Chase Rice is the Bro-iest!
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Honest Ads,
parody,
Satire
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